Corrupt a wish!

[Dr3W21]

Grnted, but you will be so excited that you explode before you even got to try it out.

I wish for a purple pony.

 

[Frigidblade]

Granted, but it's actually a demon purple pony.
I wish I could think of what I want to wish for.

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but I snatched your chance before you could do anything.

I wish for a crab.

 

[Frigidblade]

Granted, but it pinched you with deadly and poisonous claws.
I wish that my trash can was empty.

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but now your house is full of garbage!
I wish ice melted at a temperature higher than 0 C/32 F.

 

[Firice da Vinci]

Granted, but now it never freezes.

I wish for a jrhgbkvgbdsrkdkhr (good luck corrupting that).

 

[enemytracker]

(Nothing can stop me from corrupting things)

Granted, but a jhaoefheaogheauhg appears and eats you and your jrhgbkvgbdsrkdkhr!

I wish for a jar of a banshee's tears. (For exorcism reasons.)

 

[Master Sword13]

Granted, but the jar hits you on the head and the banshee tears infect you and poison your bloodstream, causing you to slowly die.

I wish that I was determined enough to finish a story.

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but you're not determined enough to finish any Zelda game.

I wish for a log.

 

[Master Sword13]

Granted, but it falls on your head and squishes you.

I wish Wallmasters didn't exist.

 

[Dr3W21]

Granted, but all floormasters decide to stick to ceilings and pose as wallmasters.

I wish to suddenly develop amazing skills at GIMP.

 

[Master Sword13]

Granted, but then I steal them!

I wish I'd be more focused on writing my story than being on here. (No offense, you guys and girls are awesome.)

 

[Dr3W21]

Granted, but you die .

I wish for some soy sauce.

 

[Linknmike]

Granted, but you get an ocean of it and drown.

I wish for a billion (legally obtained) dollars.

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but I tricked you and you lose all of your money. ]

I wish for a squid.