Corrupt a wish!

[Valexi]

Granted, but the flesh comes off of you.

I wish I had more time for video games.

 

[Ninten*]

Granted, but you can only play boring games.

I wish that Geometrey wasn't evil.

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but it turned out to be chaoticaly difficult.

I wish for an apple.

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but it's just the core because I ate the rest!

I wish I had a rocket launcher.

 

[Nine-tailed Fox]

Granted but you accidently hold it the wrong way and blow up your house.

I wish I could obtain over $9000 in cash.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but every time you blink you lose one of those dollars.

I wish Luigi was in Super Mario 64.

 

[kokirion]

Granted, but he's to small to see

I wish they make more zelda games for the (classics) VC wii

 

[BlackDragon88]

Granted but you cannot buy them

I wish I could jump from one place to another!

 

[Nine-tailed Fox]

Granted but one time you accidentally jump into a volcano. The rest is self-explanatory.

I wish girls at my school would leave me alone. I'm started to get tired of them hanging around me all the time.

 

[Mikau24]

Granted but then men start to hang around with you.
I wish that my dog would listen to me

 

[Beeker]

Granted but the dog doesn't like what you're saying

I wish I could go home so I can sleeeeeep...x.x

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but you dreamed yoou were awake.

I wish for a barrel.

 

[Veely]

Grant but its a gun barrel

I wish my dog didn't have 2 be put down

 

[Link737]

Granted but he could pee in you.
I wish to live in the U.S.A

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but there's a war going on where you live!

I wish I could run infinitely without getting tired.