Corrupt a wish!

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but you open it and now it has air inside.

I wish for four arms.

 

[pizzavato]

granted but once you marry someone and have babies they have 4 arms to!

I wish to own the awesomest rp group in all of zelda dungeon!

 

[~Mizuki~]

Granted but it was your moms and Brothers hands

I wish I was a Fairy

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted. You're an obnoxious 35-year-old fairy man who dresses in a costume and says "Kooloo-limpah!"

I wish I was Error.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but people fix you.

I wish for whatever the next person wishes for.

 

[ZeldaMaster]

Granted, but you though up what you wanted to wish for
I wish i was Link

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but you are now Wolf Link.

I wish for a delta wing.

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but you get a triangular, feathery object.

I wish everyone assumed nothing.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but you wished for that on the day the definition of everyone was changed to "A small white annoying ball of light" so you wished for Navi not to assume things.

I wish I was an invisible ninja.

 

[Fraxinus]

Granted, but you can only see invisible stuff--so we're invisible to you.

I wish I could have the Master Sword.

 

[Veely]

Granted but then you get arrested for stealing it from Link

I wish my friend would stop talking about boys that she likes...

 

[~Mizuki~]

Granted but they had something in commend

i wish for toon link's head

 

[Veely]

Granted but it decomposes

I wish I had a real dragon!

 

[Fraxinus]

Granted, but you still have to click on it to keep it alive.

I wish that my school died.

 

[BlackDragon88]

Granted But you still have to go to your teachers house and learn

I wish I had a season of my favorite show