Corrupt a wish!

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but the chef had lice and some fell into your sandwhich.

I wish I could twist my head 180 degrees and not hurt myself in any way or getting stuck.

 

[RamboZelda]

Granted, but everyone will think you're a freak and you'll be put in a zoo in an owl cage.
I wish for absolutely nothing, but I still get to keep everything that I have now.

 

[bds1110]

Granted, but... Umm... you fall into a manhole and never get out?

I wish for a machine gun.

 

[Beeker]

Granted but it malfunctions on you.

I wish for Majora's Mask so I can wear it around and scare people.

 

[~Mizuki~]

Granted but Skull kid turn you into him instead.


I wish for an cupcake

 

[Fraxinus]

Granted, but I lick the icing off. :xd:

I wish that I could eat all I want without getting fat.

 

[~Mizuki~]

LOL with mine
Granted but you turn into a marshmallow and I ate you

I wish for cupcakes

 

[bds1110]

Granted, but they were made by a certain witch that lives in a swamp and she added some interesting ingredients...

I wish for 5 million wii points.

 

[RamboZelda]

Granted, but your wii crashes and there are no game stops within a hundred miles for you to buy another one.

I wish someone would corrupt my wish.

 

[Fraxinus]

Granted, then a giant toucan/piranha-pumpkin ate you.

I wish Skyward Sword turns out successful.

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but it's released after we all die.

I wish John Lennon was alive again!

 

[Ninten*]

Granted, but you died because it costs to bring someone back from the dead.

I wish Re-Deads would stop freaking me out.

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but now Link freaks you out!

I wish I had the Megaton Hammer.

 

[Fraxinus]

Granted, but it weighs many tons, so now you need power gloves.

I wish that Ganondorf killed Link for once in the history of Hyrule.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but his death was so epic that you somehow got severely injured.

I wish life was in slow motion.