Corrupt a wish!

[Nine-tailed Fox]

Granted. You go to the Pedestal of Time but find out that the sword is really made out of styrofoam.

I wish I could get my Playstation 2 back from the store.

 

[~Mizuki~]

Granted but it was destroy

I wish for pop tart

 

[Mr.Verto]

you will get the master sword but you will travel in time 7 years and everyone thinks you are dead, and when reapper you will be arrested for having a sacred tool.

i wish people could be like the dekus or zoras

 

[onebizarrekai]

Granted, but you turn into a Deku and get chased by a mob of hungry dogs.

I wish for some chocolate icecream in a sundae cup.

 

[Dr3W21]

Granted, but Dark Link comes and steals it.


I wish I knew how to make awesome sigs!!

 

[February Eve]

Granted. But you can never upload them.

I wish my work was already done.

 

[Dr3W21]

Granted, but it's done backwards.


I wish that my friend Jakob was at my house right now.

 

[February Eve]

He is at your house. But you're not!

I wish my tongue wasn't burning (red pepper.)

 

[Dr3W21]

Granted, but it is burning from a Buht Jolokia (look it up)


I wish for a pony

 

[BIg Mac]

Granted but its a demon pony

I wish New episodes of Supernatural would happen already

 

[Dr3W21]

Granted, but they're really crappy.


I wish I wasn't so tired.

 

[SuperSilly]

Granted, you are no longer tired after taking a winter-long hibernation.

I wish that I would not be a worry wort for a day.

 

[Chelsie]

Granted, but you will be a worry wart tommorrow.

I wish I could get a spa.

 

[Beeker]

Granted but it doesn't relax you, only aggrivates you.

I wish I had more PS3 games.

 

[Eduarda]

Granted, but it came all broken. I wish that there is no such thing as thunder.