Corrupt a wish!

[SheikahWarrior]

granted, My wish will have the exact opposite of what I wish for

I wish that Sheik and Vaati would leave me alone and never come near me

 

[Rytex]

Granted, but every other awesome and annoying character wont leave you alone anymore.

I wish that I was the least awesome person on the planet.

 

[BIg Mac]

Granted but on the planet Mars...
I wish someone would hire me

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, but your boss fires you for no reason.

I wish I have a smoothie to drink.

 

[Chelsie]

Granted, but it turns out all lumpy so you throw it out.

I wish Skyward Sword would come out this year.

 

[~Mizuki~]

granted but it was sold out

I wish that school was for dummies

 

[Chelsie]

Granted, but then a bunch of smart people took over the school.

I wish I had my own laptop

 

[~Mizuki~]

Granted but it was 1000,0000,0000 dollars

I wish that Barbie was dum and gay

 

[Oceanic]

You can't wish that due to the fact that, that is already true.

I wish this thread will end soon

 

[Nine-tailed Fox]

Granted, but then you become sad and realize that you ruined a great thread due to selfishness and that you didn't have to post in the first place.

I wish I knew all that there is to know about the Dragon Ball series and that Konohagakure didn't get destroyed by Pain in Naruto shippuden.

 

[Nine-tailed Fox]

Granted, but then you become sad and realize that you ruined a great thread due to selfishness and that you didn't have to post in the first place.

I wish I knew all that there is to know about the Dragon Ball series and that Konohagakure didn't get destroyed by Pain in Naruto shippuden.



Oops! Double posted!

 

[Chelsie]

I wish that I could get facebook.

 

[Beeker]

Granted but your computer crashes every time you go on it.

I wish for some hot food.

 

[Dr3W21]

Granted, but you get indigestion.


I wish that I didn't just lose the game!!

 

[~Mizuki~]

Granted but you lost it again

I wish for the master sword