Corrupt a wish!

[13foxes]

Granted but it's a toy sword.
I wish for an apple pie.

 

[Scythe-of-Chaos]

granted, but its so appley that you explode

i wish for an undamaged copy of god of war three

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but a dog eats it.

I wish for Edward Elric.

 

[MoblinPiglet]

Granted, but truns out to act like a total pervert

I wish for a girlfriend, Lol XD

 

[~Mizuki~]

Granted but she dumps you

I wish that I was a sage

 

[Scythe-of-Chaos]

granted, but since there is no link or ganon you are unemployed and are a homeless sage

 

[13foxes]

You made no wish so nothing happened.
I wish for a watermelon.

 

[Beeker]

Granted but the watermelon will explode.

I wish to travel back in time.

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, but you screw the timeline so bad that you never exist.

I wish it would be the right temperature where ever I was.

 

[daogamer]

Granted but there are no trees!
I wish I was a nerd!

 

[13foxes]

Granted but now everyone is a nerd and you're just a normal person among them.
I wish I could become invisible.

 

[Vanessa28]

Granted but you aren't able to eat or drink

I wish for a blue sky

 

[Scythe-of-Chaos]

ok, it's so blue though no one can fall asleep and everyone hates you and they explode

I wish for for the person that corrupts this wish to not corrupt this wish

 

[daogamer]

Granted, So I'll corrupt your life. You have no friends and you are a loser now.
I wish I had some more pizza to eat but my stupid dog somehow got on the table and ate it all.

 

[13foxes]

Granted, you had more pizza but your dog's still hungry and ate it all.
I wish I could stay up as late as I wanted to.