Corrupt a wish!

[Phantom Zelda]

Granted, but the poster after that helps the other poster and he is better
I wish that my wish isnt corrupted

 

[~Mizuki~]

Granted But it was corrupted

I Wish that I speak Hylian

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, but your tounge is cut off.

I wish I had more lip glosses (I only have two)

 

[SheikahWarrior]

granted but all but 2 of them melt leaving you with 2 shades that really dont suit you
i wish that Me, Sheik, link and dark Link has an epic adventure where none of us turned evil, died, got split up, badly injured or attacked and we all get along

 

[13foxes]

Granted but you could never come back and see your parents again.
I wish I could travel all over the places through the internet line.

 

[Vanessa28]

Granted but you will be hit by my hockeystick asm you accidentally pops up on my pc!

I wish I could have my fridge filled automatically without doing errands

 

[13foxes]

Granted and now it's completely filled with nothing but ice.
I wish I'll always get 100% in my tests without studying.

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but your teacher gets confused and gives you a 0.01%.

I wish for a slime.

 

[Vanessa28]

Granted...you will be surrounded by slime your whole life

I wish for sunny weather all times but only above MY head

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but dark clouds suddenly appear and a thunder falls on your head.

I wish for a Radnunsagner.

 

[Vanessa28]

Granted but you will never be able to get rid off it

I wish for a new car which can go fullspeed

 

[Zant]

Granted, but you hit a tree and you are thrown from the seat, unharmed. When you look back, it explodes.

I wish that Shiekahwarrior and I both got our wishes granted without corruption.

 

[daogamer]

Granted but since i gotta corrupt your wish, sorry.
I wish that my friend never died. I never got to meet him

 

[Zant]

Granted...

I wish that I was a Lokomo or a Demon.

 

[Vanessa28]

Corrupted because you already are

I wish I were rich