Corrupt a wish!

[enemytracker]

Granted, but it was the chef!

I wish for some sushi.

 

[zants follower]

... I said NOT the chef. You've got to listen to the wishes. that was part...

granted, but it is covered in mysterious entrails and forces it's way down your throat

I wish for more pairs of pants and shorts my size.

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, but Tingle's wearing them and runs away from you. Good luck catching him

I wish I didn't have to watch Wind Waker Youtube videos to get research for my fan fic.

 

[The Shadow]

Granted but suddenly all Windwaker videos and anything to do with it like the game suddenly disappears

I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, but it comes back from the dead and haunts you for the rest of your life.

I wish Justin Bieber didn't host Saturday Night Live as a musical guest.
I hate JB...

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but when it flies, it falls asleep and falls on you.

I wish for linguine the noodles. Not the "chef".

No way! The rules are simple: Corrupt the wish. And I just corrupted it, so there is nothing wrong with me.

Corrupting a wish: Granted, but he will next time it happens.

 

[The Shadow]

Granted, I kills JB but I frames you so everyone thinks you did it

I wish for some food for my cocroach cooke that I had gotten earlier

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but it thinks that you're it's food and eats you.

I wish for a ballon full of water.

 

[zants follower]

Fine, whatever

Granted, but the food is highly explosive and destroys the earth.

I wish my feet would smell a bit better...

 

[The Shadow]

Granted, the balloon of water gets rid of the smell but it was full of acid and so you lose your feet (Two wishes granted at once)

I wish I had a fish

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but it smells like a "farting worm". Just joking, aniway...

I wish for a pencil.

 

[The Shadow]

ok, but the pecil stabs you in your eye and stays there

I wish for a shield that will protect me from just about anything

 

[zants follower]

Granted, but the one thing it can't protect you from is a too-heavy shield crushing you, and it weighs over 500,000 lbs.

I wish for some smelling salt

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but it was actually a like like and it gobbles itself (Got it, right?).

I wish for a invincishroom.

Ahhhh! Got ninja'd!D:

Granted, but it doesn't taste as a salt, because it was mixed with sugar.

 

[zants follower]

Granted, but it is also a narcotic and you get arrested.

I hold my previous wish for some delicious smelling salt


The ninja got ninja'd by the ninja'd!

I wish for a working alienware pseudo-netbook