Corrupt a wish!

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but getting past writers block is even harder.

I wish I had the four sword so I could play Brawl against myself. =P

 

[Igos du Ikana]

Granted, but each of you only have one limb. I wish I lived in 1995.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted. You were born in 1980, lived through 1995, but you die in 2000.

I wish I had a bucket of real rupees. :3

 

[Naga]

Granted, now you have so much money that Zelda steals and gives it to link.

I wish the owls I drew actually looked like owls.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but they are so life-like that they come to life and peck you in the face. (feeling threatened by unknown creature it sees)

I wish I knew all the languages, ever created, (even fictional ones like in Star Trek and whatnot) on the face of the earth, and could fluently speak them.

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but scientists realize this and capture you so that they can do experiments on you for the rest of your life.

I wish I could predict the future with perfect accuracy.

 

[Woyogoyo]

Granted, but seeing the future changes it.

I wish I had some bacon

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but now you have a bacon allergy and if you eat it, you swell up worse than Howard Wolowitz when he eats Peanuts.

I wish I knew why 42 was the answer to life, the universe, and everything.
(I know what movie it's from, but I never saw the movie)

 

[onebizarrekai]

Granted, but the answer is so insane that your brain malfunctions.

I wish I could meet the five Links :3

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but you can't speak to any of them because you don't understand "HYAA- YAAH, HYAAH, YE-HYAA~"

I wish people would stop changing their usernames so willy-nilly like that....
or at LEAST that they could have some kind of identification as to what their name was BEFORE @_@

I don't know anybody anymore! D:

 

[Woyogoyo]

Granted, but then the site shuts down.

I wish I was eating thanksgiving dinner.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but it wasn't cooked right and gave you the runs.

I wish I had link's hat

 

[onebizarrekai]

Granted, but Navi's hiding in it

I wish that my dream about me on a date with Blue Link wasn't so awkward

 

[Igos du Ikana]

Granted, but Blue Link is ugly now.
I wish I knew how to use skype.

 

[onebizarrekai]

Granted, but it always crashes on you

I wish I had night vision