Corrupt a wish!

[Naga]

Granted, but it will be the same wish that King Midas wished for and everything you touch will turn to gold and you will starve

I wish that my iPod could never run out of battery life

 

[prince rallis]

Granted but it loses all its memory and you can't put anything on it.

I wish pokemon were real.

 

[domo]

wish granted but god was pissed so he killed them all to blow off some steam

i wish that i could have the ability to destroy Brittania with Lelouch.

 

[prince rallis]

granted but something bad happens

I wish the next person to post isn't able to corrupt this wish.

granted but something bad happens

I wish the next person to post isn't able to corrupt this wish.

 

[Norm]

Wish granted, but I now can corrupt your life.
I wish for Steam.

 

[prince rallis]

Granted,but it covers your eyes and you dont see the killer kill you (assuming thats what you ment by steam)

I wish I had a porral gun.

 

[IamDazed]

You do and now you're stuck in an endless loop b/c you shot the ground, and then the wall just in front.

I wish I had a jet ski.

 

[domo]

wish granted but it blew up while you were on it.

i wish people could find better ways to corrupt a wish.

 

[prince rallis]

Granted but then this thread closes

I wish I was a shapeshifter

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, But you can only shift into Objects that are not what you intend to shift into.

I wish I had power over pinatas

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but you can only turn into a spider. Then you get squished.

I wish I could fart rainbows!

 

[prince rallis]

granted but its always raining

I wish I had fifty posts this month

 

[CCG <3 Zelda]

Granted, but you still lose the May contest

I wish I had a driver's license

 

[Norm]

Granted, but it's revoked as soon as they see how you drive?
I wish for people to question everything like I do?

 

[prince rallis]

Granted but your car crasges and you can't get a new one.