Corrupt a wish!

[AwesomeLink86]

Yeah get a real...............dead dragon!!

I wish I didn't have a headache!

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but now you don't have a head.

I wish for a can of Mountain Dew.

 

[Fraxinus]

Granted, but it's from the north, therefore being Sierra Mist.
I wish that being in love with two fictional characters would let me stay crazy--funny how it works that way...

 

[Scythe-of-Chaos]

granted, but those fictional characters have to fight off hordes of orcs or something and then the protagonist of their series (i dont know, whatever they're from) shoots lightning EVERYWHERE and they leave you because they fall in love with... lets say.... I dont know cel-shaded deku or whatever. yeah

I wish that my account on devianART wasn't hacked

 

[AwesomeLink86]

Granted, but now you've ended up in an insane asylum!

I wish for my head back!!!!!!!!! JK

I wish for a whole bunch of rep points!

I really wish my post wouldn't get ninja'd!!

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but you always ninja other people and they get angry at you so they give you a bunch of negative rep points and chop your head off after you get it back again. (Did I just corrupt all three wishes in one sentence?)

I wish for x-ray vision.

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but since you always see through walls you bump into them all the time. Eventually you bump into a spiked wall and die!

I wish Skyward Sword was the best game ever created.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but it's always sold out whenever you try to buy a copy.

I wish for a pot of gold.

 

[Mr.Verto]

Granted but you are doomed to lived with an annoying elf in a rainbow

I wish that everybody love me

 

[Scythe-of-Chaos]

granted, but you realize it is insainely bitter and makes you throw up blood. but you are forced to finished it because axle is always watching

I wish the next person can fly

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but I decide not to use my wings because I suddenly become afraid of flying.

I wish for some spaghetti.

 

[Scythe-of-Chaos]

granted, but it is floating high in the air and you cant get it because of your fear of flying

i wish that the next person is an amazing dancer

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but you're the only one who thinks I'm amazing, which gets you put in an insane asylum.

I wish the world was upside-down so we could walk on ceilings.

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but as we aren't in Super Mario Galaxy 2, nothing happens.

I wish for a cake.

 

[Chibi-Robo Link]

Granted, but it is poisoned and you die. its also a lie :p

I wish that the new Chibi-Robo game for Japan was translated and air dropped to my house.