Clustercereal RPG Version 2.0

[Majora's Cat]

Majora's Cat brushes Destiny's blonde hair. It's much softer than Djinn's greasy and disgusting hair. It was certainly a welcome change, and MC decided to cut of a little lock of her hair and eat it so that he could have super powers.

"I wonder if I will get superpowers from eating a short Canadian girl's hair..."

 

[Djinn]

The Honda ran out of gas two days ago....but it's still moving.


And I'm not driving.

 

[Nicole]

"Do the dinosaur!" Nicole yells in unison with Wyatt.

"Ooh, Wyatty, can I have your lollipop?"

 

[slayeangel]

Slaye's evil dopple ganger kicks Kyby off his bike and strols away as he laughts evilely

 

[Kybyrian]

"Awww, sure," says Wyatt, handing his lollipop to the most captivating girl in the room.

 

[Djinn]

The Evil Slay, with the strength of at least three Slayes and twice the height. With a goatee so we all now he is evil.

 

[Majora's Cat]

MC "laughts evilely" along with Slaye. He had an easy time managing his real body and the doppelganger.

He creates yet another doppelganger and steals Kybyrian's lollipop before Wyatt has a chance to give it to the love of his life, Nicole. MC expects Nicole to weep softly in pain.

 

[Nicole]

"GUYS STOP IGNORING ME" NICOLE YELLS WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS

 

[slayeangel]

Slaye sees Destiny and her lovely bunch of coconut walking around,eating Kyby's lolypop

 

[Djinn]

But no one hears it because we all know Nicole has no voice

 

[Nicole]

Nicole obviously has a voice. That Hunter kid thought she was a man, remember?

*check siggy for more information*

 

[Destiny]

Destiny is pleased with the brushing of her hair, and does not get angry when MC eats a piece of it since she has such long luscious hair. Her hair grants MC the power of Pterodactyl metamorphoses. Then she suddenly stands up and starts dancing, like MC does when he party's hard.

 

[Majora's Cat]

MC grabs a Hylian Shield to protect himself from Wyatt's impending threat. He thought that the Hylian Shield was not sufficient protection and therefore grabbed Destiny in its stead.

 

[Nicole]

"No!" Nicole yells, imitating Destiny's most common phrase. "I'll save you!"

Nicole jumps in front of MC, wrenching Destiny from his evil claws. Destiny fell to the ground. Nicole knelt next to her.

"Destiny... Will you be my Desticole...?"

TO BE CONTINUED

 

[Djinn]

No one knew just what Nicole was actually trying to tell us because she was ever silent. As silent as a thousand really quiet things at 4am that never make any noise ever because they are so silent and it's night. I mean, come on, people are sleeping and things need to shut up.