Game Thread C H A O S M A F I A I I

funnier6 · Jul 19, 2017

Hey storm, did you ever release the role pms? Kinda lame not to after you said how juicy they were.

Storm · Jul 19, 2017

Vengeful Goon - Dom

Hello, Dmitri, and welcome to Storm’s Chaos Mafia II: Princess Bride Edition (Ft. Deez Deku Nutz)

You are playing Count Tyrone Rugen, the Six-Fingered Man

(AHHH A BIRD)

You are a member of the mafia, along with your cohort Funnier6.

Your role is that you are allowed to make a night kill every night. You are what is referred to by the common folk as the “goon”. But I assure you, you are not at all lesser than your counterpart (you totally are, but we wouldn’t tell you that).

Your mission, should you choose to accept it (jk, there is no choice) is to kill off enough other players so the mafia is at least half of the remaining playerbase.

Please confirm that you received your role in the game thread. If you have any questions, ask your undead overlords.

... what, you thought you were getting a cop-themed role based on the sign-up thread? How silly of you. We are men of action. Lies do not become us.

Your quicktopic is here: https://www.quicktopic.com/52/H/yepARCjpjnHc3

Loud Framer - Funnier6

Hello, Mr. 6, and welcome to Storm’s Chaos Mafia II: Princess Bride Edition (Ft. Deez Deku Nutz)

You are playing the role of Prince Humperdinck

You are a member of the mafia, along with your cohort, Domozilla777 (The good Count Rugen)

Your role is that of a framer. This means that you can choose a single person every night, and any investigative roles will return as if your target is a member of the mafia. However, your target will be notified that you visited them (though not for what purpose).

I assure you, you are not at all lesser than your counterpart (you totally are, but we wouldn’t tell you that).

Your mission, should you choose to accept it (jk, there is no choice) is to kill off enough other players so the mafia is at least half of the remaining playerbase.

Please confirm that you received your role in the game thread. If you have any questions, ask your undead overlords.

... what, you thought you were getting a cop-themed role based on the sign-up thread? How silly of you. We are men of action. Lies do not become us.

Your quicktopic is here: https://www.quicktopic.com/52/H/yepARCjpjnHc3

The Buck - Zachie Bell

Hello, Zatch Cowbell, and welcome to Storm’s Chaos Mafia II: Princess Bride Edition (Ft. Deez Deku Nutz)

Wait... this isn’t your movie!

Somehow, good ‘ol Uncle Buck made his way to Florin, and is ready to break down everyone’s doors with his trusty drill.

You are... THEBUCK *cue epic theme music*

The buck is a third-party role that has the ability to change roles with another person, as long as said person is “buckable”, said person shall become the Buck, and you shall become their role, yet unbuckable back by said person

Also, since this isn’t your movie, you can’t win so long as you are The Buck. So you’d better hurry up and Buck someone, or else you’ll be singing a sad song in endgame.

Please confirm that you received your role in the game thread. If you have any questions, ask your undead overlords.

... what, you thought you were getting a cop-themed role based on the sign-up thread? How silly of you. We are men of action. Lies do not become us.

Weak Doctor - goddamn chicken

Hello,The Chicken, and welcome to Storm’s Chaos Mafia II: Princess Bride Edition (Ft. Deez Deku Nutz)

You are playing the role of Miracle Max

You are a doctor, aligned with the Town. Every night, you can choose someone to target, and that person is immune to any and all nightkills that night.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to kill all players who are hostile towards the Town, and maybe hopefully survive to endgame.

Please confirm that you received your role in the game thread. If you have any questions, ask your undead overlords.

... what, you thought you were getting a cop-themed role based on the sign-up thread? How silly of you. We are men of action. Lies do not become us.

“Princess” - Pendio

Hello, Mr. Dio, and welcome to Storm’s Chaos Mafia II: Princess Bride Edition (Ft. Deez Deku Nutz)

Two Games in a row?? You are the Princess

Wait a minute. Wrong theme

Much better

However, unlike last game, this princess is very different. She isn’t pretty like Buttercup, and because of that is an angry *****. You are a self-aligned roleblocker/serial killer combo. Every night, you can choose one person. What you do to them is randomly decided, but it’s either a kill or a roleblock.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it (jk, you have no choice) is to kill everyone. Literally everyone.

Then, and only then, will you be the fairest of them all.

Please confirm that you received your role in the game thread. If you have any questions, ask your undead overlords.

... what, you thought you were getting a cop-themed role based on the sign-up thread? How silly of you. We are men of action. Lies do not become us.

Drill-Smith - R.L.Scott

Good evening, Mr. Scott, and welcome to Storm’s Chaos Mafia II: Princess Bride Edition (Ft. Deez Deku Nutz)

You are playing the role of...

Wait a second, this isn’t your movie!

You are Mercer, the Drillsmith. You followed your evil counterpart, Uncle “The Buck” Buck, to Florin in order to stop him from doing what he does best: switching roles with people. Every night, you can choose a person, and determine whether or not they are “buckable”, which means that they can be targeted by the buck. Unbuckable people include yourself, any non-town, and both current and former bucks.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to kill all players who are hostile towards the Town, and maybe hopefully survive to endgame.

Please confirm that you received your role in the game thread. If you have any questions, ask your undead overlords.

... what, you thought you were getting a cop-themed role based on the sign-up thread? How silly of you. We are men of action. Lies do not become us.

Stump - Bok Choy

Hello, my nutrient-rich friend, and welcome to Storm’s Chaos Mafia II: Princess Bride Edition (Ft. Deez Deku Nutz)

You are playing the role of Fezzik.

You... are not very smart. At all. In fact, you’re so dumb you couldn’t get a night action. Hell, you can’t even vote. You’re so useless some would refer to you as a Tree Stump. But you are Night Immune, so that’s cool I guess.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to kill all players who are hostile towards the Town, and maybe hopefully survive to endgame.

Please confirm that you received your role in the game thread. If you have any questions, ask your undead overlords.

... what, you thought you were getting a cop-themed role based on the sign-up thread? How silly of you. We are men of action. Lies do not become us.

Paranoid Cop - Cuccoo

Hello, Bane of my existence (this is Chase talking)(No it’s not, Storm. Stop lying to her), and welcome to Storm’s Chaos Mafia II: Princess Bride Edition (Ft. Deez Deku Nutz)

You are taking on the role of Inigo Montoya.

You are the son of a swordsmith who was killed by Count Rugen, the Six-Fingered Man, and you now live out your life as a Cop. You have the ability to target someone each night, and check their alignment. If you target a man with six fingers on his right hand, you will be notified as such.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to kill all players who are hostile towards the Town, and maybe hopefully survive to endgame.

Please confirm that you received your role in the game thread. If you have any questions, ask your undead overlords.

... what, you thought you were getting a cop-themed role based on the sign-up thread? How silly of you. We are men of action. Lies do not become us.

Replacement Psychologist - Lonk

Hello, Genji (NO SHUT UP YOU DONT NEED IT) and welcome to Storm’s Chaos Mafia II: Princess Bride Edition (Ft. Deez Deku Nutz)

You are taking on the role of Peter Falk.

You’re not even a character. You’re an actor who played in the movie. That’s meta bro.

Your role is that of the Backup Psychologist. When the Town Psychologist dies, you take up their role. A psychologist has the ability to target one player every night, and if they’re a serial killer, they become a vanilla townie. Once again, however: you do not start the game with this power.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to kill all players who are hostile towards the Town, and maybe hopefully survive to endgame.

Please confirm that you received your role in the game thread. If you have any questions, ask your undead overlords.

... what, you thought you were getting a cop-themed role based on the sign-up thread? How silly of you. We are men of action. Lies do not become us.

Drunk Tracker - Minish

Hello, creepy rat person (or, at least, that’s what Dray would call you) and welcome to Storm’s Chaos Mafia II: Princess Bride Edition (Ft. Deez Deku Nutz)

You are taking on the role of the Dread Pirate Norris (also known as Wesley)

Your role is that of a Drunk Tracker. Every night, you can target a person and see who they targeted. However, you have a 20% chance that you’ll target a random player (including a 1.6% chance to check yourself!) instead of your target.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to kill all players who are hostile towards the Town, and maybe hopefully survive to endgame.

Please confirm that you received your role in the game thread. If you have any questions, ask your undead overlords.

... what, you thought you were getting a cop-themed role based on the sign-up thread? How silly of you. We are men of action. Lies do not become us.

Priest - Twistan Wahue

Hewwo, Twistan, and wewcome to Stowm’s Chaos Mafia II: Pwincess Bwide Edition (Ft. Deez Deku Nutz)

You are pwaying The Pweist

You awe a membew of the Town. Youw wife as a man of the cwoth awwows you fowgiveness, and Must not Hammer a Wynch. And fow youw sins, you must Type wike this, fow what is bettew than sowe fumbs and post westwiction??

Youw mission, should you choose to accept it (jk, thewe is no choice) is to find and wynch the mafia

Pwease confiwm that you weceived your wowe in the game fwead. If you have any questions, ask youw undead ovewlowds.

go nuts