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- Jan 24, 2021
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*Shoves taco down ShyHos throat*ShyHo: Not interested.
*It was spiked*
*Shoves taco down ShyHos throat*ShyHo: Not interested.
*As ShyHo was wearing a mask, Mr L couldn’t do so.**Shoves taco down ShyHos throat*
*It was spiked*
He does it to the person with him instead**As ShyHo was wearing a mask, Mr L couldn’t do so.*
*Mart is a hologram.*He does it to the person with him instead*
*frustrated, he does it to himself*Mart is a hologram.*
New Donk Real Estate Guy: Uh... may I ask who's calling to try and buy multiple luxury condominiums?*ShyHo was busy texting his wife*
ShyHo: Hey, uh, I was trying to buy crap condos in New Donk City, and they turned me down because they thought I was a criminal. Could you do it?
Lenna: Sure. *Calls New Donk City Real Estate*
Lenna: Hello, I’d like to purchase some luxury condos in New Donk City please.
Lenna: My name's Lenna Charlotte Tycoon, and I'm one of the nobility of the Kingdom of Tycoon. My elder sister is the queen.New Donk Real Estate Guy: Uh... may I ask who's calling to try and buy multiple luxury condominiums?
New Donk City Real Estate Guy: Your name is Tycoon? You understand monopolies are illegal in Metro Kingdom, right?Lenna: My name's Lenna Charlotte Tycoon, and I'm one of the nobility of the Kingdom of Tycoon. My elder sister is the queen.
Lenna: That's just my last name. I am well aware monopolies are illegal in New Donk City.New Donk City Real Estate Guy: Your name is Tycoon? You understand monopolies are illegal in Metro Kingdom, right?
New Donk City Real Estate Guy: Uh, why are you buying multiple condos? It's pretty unpractical to have multiple homes, unless you're starting a monopoly...Lenna: That's just my last name. I am well aware monopolies are illegal in New Donk City.
Lenna: Ok, never mind. Gimme some crap condo building, I wanna renovate it so that the value of the buildings around it will go up, encouraging people to buy more houses around it.New Donk City Real Estate Guy: Uh, why are you buying multiple condos? It's pretty unpractical to have multiple homes, unless you're starting a monopoly...
New Donk Real Estate Guy: Now, listen, I don't know what corrupt business you're trying to start, Ms. Tycoon, but now is really not a good time to call. We're under high alert. A terrorist just attempted to purchase the home of one of our most prolific clients.Lenna: Ok, never mind. Gimme some crap condo building, I wanna renovate it so that the value of the buildings around it will go up, encouraging people to buy more houses around it.
* Meanwhile at HasbroMustRuleAll HQ *Lenna: Ok, never mind. Gimme some crap condo building, I wanna renovate it so that the value of the buildings around it will go up, encouraging people to buy more houses around it.