Boo's Pizza

[Waffle Dee]

Y'all can have Dedede, I didn't have any plans past what I already did. I reserve the right to jump back in with him at any time tho

Thank you.
Dedede: I don’t think so, Meta Knight.

 

[Dark Boo]

Meta Knight: Why not?

 

[Waffle Dee]

*King Dedede stood silent, and the Waddle Dee’s start pushing Meta Knight out*
King Dedede: 3 years ago, you said you weren’t evil anymore.

 

[Dark Boo]

Meta Knight: *Chuckles* I never said that!

 

[Chevywolf30]

Don't forget he's buff Dedede

 

[Waffle Dee]

Meta Knight: *Chuckles* I never said that!

Buff Dedede: *Shows his knuckles* You sure?

 

[AwdryFan1997]

*Jimbo, who was knocked unconscious by King Dedede several posts ago, wakes up amongst the wreck of the police car. Having avoided all injuries because he is made of goo, Jimbo slips out of the damaged vehicle and flops to the ground.*

Jimbo: Ow... Where am I? My mouth tastes like... power...

?: You seem to be undergoing the effects of our little wunderdroge. Though, I'm not exactly sure how it vill effect a goo-person like you.

Jimbo: Who... who are you?

?: I am Dieter. Leader of the Brute Force Federation... and your new Oberherr!

Jimbo: Who? What?

Dieter: *sigh* I vas one of the characters from the Bowser's Inside Story remake.

Jimbo: You mean the one that sold incredibly poorly and sent AlphaDream into bankruptcy?

Dieter: ...ja...

 

[Dark Boo]

Captain Boo: There he is! There's the guy that's been selling the cure that caused Lord Bowser to lose his skin!

 

[AwdryFan1997]

Captain Boo: There he is! There's the guy that's been selling the cure that caused Lord Bowser to lose his skin!

Dieter: Ha! You... vait, you beat us last time, didn't you? Mist!

*Dieter runs off in a very feminine way.*

 

[Dark Boo]

Beef: Where were you Dieter?

 

[AwdryFan1997]

Beef: Where were you Dieter?

Dieter: It doesn't matter vhere I vas, vhat matters is vhere vere you?

 

[Dark Boo]

Beef: We were going over to Dr. Wily's place to buy some robots.

 

[Chevywolf30]

*Meanwhile, Buff King Dedede had pounded Meta Knight into a pulp for acting suspicious*

*He then leaves with his hammer to begin conquering the world*

*His first stop is to destroy any potential opposition, which he does with ease*

*Including Dr Wily's place*

*He then goes to rescue the chef from Boo's Pizza as a thank you*

Again, I don't have many ideas for Dedede, so feel free to use him.

 

[AwdryFan1997]

Beef: We were going over to Dr. Wily's place to buy some robots.

*Meanwhile, Buff King Dedede had pounded Meta Knight into a pulp for acting suspicious*

*He then leaves with his hammer to begin conquering the world*

*His first stop is to destroy any potential opposition, which he does with ease*

*Including Dr Wily's place*

*He then goes to rescue the chef from Boo's Pizza as a thank you*

Again, I don't have many ideas for Dedede, so feel free to use him.

*Wily is hard at work in his castle, trying to reprogram Zero, his magnum opus, to not be such a good guy. Unfortunately, when you're dealing with free will, there's little you can do to force him to be evil.*

Bass: Why don't you just make him an extremely independent robot who still occasionally follows orders?

Wily: Like you?

Bass: Shut up.

Wily: You shut up.

Bass: Yes, sir.

 

[Dark Boo]

Beef: Wily gave us a few. Metal Man, Shadow Man, Dive Man, Charge Man, Yamato Man, Turbo Man, Search Man, and Chill Man.