Boo's Pizza

[AwdryFan1997]

Cashier: It was the cook! He’s running an underground drug ring!
Cook: You fool! It was me.

Jimbo: DID SOMEBODY SAY DRUGS!?

*Jimbo runs over at lightning speed.*

Jimbo: GIMME THE DRUGS OR I'LL SHOOT YOU IN THE PANCREAS

 

[Dark Boo]

Cook: Alright, here’s the crack, the cocaine, and the heroin. That’s all my drugs!

 

[AwdryFan1997]

Cook: Alright, here’s the crack, the cocaine, and the heroin. That’s all my drugs!

Jimbo: Thanks!

*Jimbo dashes away. He is then hit by a car. The police arrive.*

The Police: Oh my golly! What happened!

Car Driver: This guy ran out in traffic!

The Police: I see! Jaywalking! A crime punishable by death! You're coming with me!

*The police grab the unconscious Jimbo and stuff him in the back of a police vehicle. The police then see the drugs.*

The Police: What is this? Drugs? Oh, boy! I can't wait to smoke some crack!

*The police hop into their car and drive away, doing the drugs while driving.*

 

[Dark Boo]

Dispatcher Ricky: All units, we’ve got a public disturbance happening.

 

[Chevywolf30]

*King Dedede crossing the road at the crosswalk*

*Jimbo has woken up by now, and the cops are sharing with him*

*They aren't looking and hit King Dedede*

*The car bounces off of him and is destroyed*

*King Dedede launches into a rage and starts assulting the police car with his hammer*

 

[Dark Boo]

Black Mage #78:
There is a police car swerving around and a giant penguin hitting the car with a hammer!

 

[Chevywolf30]

*King Dedede recognizes Jimbo*

King Dedede:Jimbo? Didn't I go to high school with you? YOU ASSHOLE! WELL GUESS WHO'S THE BIG GUY NOW!

*King Dedede hits Jimbo on the head, knocking him out*

*Escargoon then comes up with the jeep from the anime*

*King Dedede jumps in and they speed off*

*Cops are too high to notice*

 

[Dark Boo]

Black Mage #78: Oh, it appears that the car is a cop car. But, the police are everywhere!

 

[Waffle Dee]

YL: Yes, this pizza had DRUGS!
Luigi: Yup. I’ll suck ‘me up!
*Takes out his Poltergust, and starts sucking the Boos*
Luigi: Ha!

 

[Dark Boo]

Actually, the cops took the drugs with them. And now they're stoned on them.

 

[Waffle Dee]

I know. Check the post and it says: had, not has.

 

[Dark Boo]

Manager: What's going on out there? Hello, Luigi. Where’s my cashier?

 

[Waffle Dee]

YL: Wait a minute. Do you know something about the cook?

 

[Dark Boo]

Manager: He’s a drug addict, I think.

 

[Waffle Dee]

Cop: How do you know that? And why didn’t you fire him? Grab him!