Dark Boo
The Darkest of Boos
- Joined
- Dec 15, 2020
- Gender
- Male
Caller: We shall put him on probation.Guard 1: They aren't trustworthy. Pass this on to the head honcho, this isn't something we can decide on.
Caller: We shall put him on probation.Guard 1: They aren't trustworthy. Pass this on to the head honcho, this isn't something we can decide on.
Guard 1: You're calling the wrong people. Take this up with higher authority.Caller: We shall put him on probation.
*The caller calls the higher authority*Guard 1: You're calling the wrong people. Take this up with higher authority.
*Meanwhile, in the future...*
Dr. Mario: Mama mia... what the hell happened...?
UN Guy: That's not a good punishment for war crimes.*The caller calls the higher authority*
Caller: Return Mr. Maskuin, please. We shall put him on a three-week suspension without pay.
Caller: We were not at war.UN Guy: That's not a good punishment for war crimes.
UN Guy: You commit acts of war. After that, you committed war crimes.Caller: We were not at war.
Caller: Evidence?UN Guy: You commit acts of war. After that, you committed war crimes.
UN Guy: The tapes are not yet declassified.Caller: Evidence?
Caller: Anything else we can do to get him back?UN Guy: The tapes are not yet declassified.
UN Guy: Just hope he's given an easy sentence.Caller: Anything else we can do to get him back?
Caller: Whatever. *Hangs up*UN Guy: Just hope he's given an easy sentence.
ShyHo: Oh, crap. It's the Maverick Hunter's letter to the UN that caused me to get convicted. But, now that they've lost their memories and have no idea who I am, this should go smoothly. Those "terrorism" crimes were all because they thought I stole the Time Skimmer.