Boo's Pizza

[Dark Boo]

Burger shop employee: Y'know what? Go right ahead. Then you can make your own damn mushroom and Swiss burgers with ketchup. I quit.

*He then walks over to the seated Samuel L Jackson characters*

Employee: Fellas, take me with you wherever you might be going.

Frozone: We just wanted some burgers.

Pianted: Well, I do have a personal chef. Bye! *He leaves and heads back to the IPCF building*
Pianted: Sir, my request for a burger was refused.

 

[Chevywolf30]

Burger shop employee: What the hell do you mean, burgers? Aren't we the same person meant to kick ass together and whatnot?

Nick Fury: I'm not here to talk to you about the Avengers Initiave. Now give me a large number 1 with a Diet Coke.

Frozone, looking at the menu: Where is the S O U P?!?

Employee: Y'know what? I don't need you mother****ers. I can kick ass just fine on my own.

*He leaves*

Mace Windu: Have y'all ever tried sushi?

*The Force is not with Mace Windu in this reality. He is therefore confused as to who he should be*

 

[AwdryFan1997]

*Meanwhile, Sephiroth is getting up and leaving the hospital because he didn't really need to be there in the first place. He turns to the critically-injured patient in the bed next to him.*

Sephiroth: Hm...

*The patient stirs and looks up at Sephiroth. He begins reacting with... I dunno, very negative emotions.*

Sephiroth: Chill out, man.

*Sephiroth leaves, leaving the patient with very negative feelings.*

 

[Dark Boo]

*Meanwhile, Sephiroth is getting up and leaving the hospital because he didn't really need to be there in the first place. He turns to the critically-injured patient in the bed next to him.*

Sephiroth: Hm...

*The patient stirs and looks up at Sephiroth. He begins reacting with... I dunno, very negative emotions.*

Sephiroth: Chill out, man.

*Sephiroth leaves, leaving the patient with very negative feelings.*

Medic: Sir, there is a taxi outside, waiting for you.

 

[AwdryFan1997]

Medic: Sir, there is a taxi outside, waiting for you.

Sephiroth: Tell me about the guy next to me in my room.

Dr. Mario: I can do that for you, Mr. Jenova-Hojo sir. Come with me.

*Dr. Mario and Sephiroth head to the taxi.*

Dr. Mario: How can I help you?

Sephiroth: You're trying to help me?

Dr. Mario: This heroes and villains nonsense has gone too far. It's time to end it all. So how can I assist you in your plans?

Sephiroth: You're joking.

Dr. Mario: No, I'm not. I'm pledging my allegiance to you. You're the only one who can save this world.

Sephiroth: By destroying it?

Dr. Mario: Precisely.

 

[Dark Boo]

Sephiroth: Tell me about the guy next to me in my room.

Dr. Mario: I can do that for you, Mr. Jenova-Hojo sir. Come with me.

*Dr. Mario and Sephiroth head to the taxi.*

Dr. Mario: How can I help you?

Sephiroth: You're trying to help me?

Dr. Mario: This heroes and villains nonsense has gone too far. It's time to end it all. So how can I assist you in your plans?

Sephiroth: You're joking.

Dr. Mario: No, I'm not. I'm pledging my allegiance to you. You're the only one who can save this world.

Sephiroth: By destroying it?

Dr. Mario: Precisely.

Taxi Driver: Where to? I don’t care what you talk about, I just need to know where you guys wanna go.

 

[AwdryFan1997]

Taxi Driver: Where to? I don’t care what you talk about, I just need to know where you guys wanna go.

Dr. Mario: Take us to the nearest badge shop. I've got someone I need to meet there.

 

[Dark Boo]

Dr. Mario: Take us to the nearest badge shop. I've got someone I need to meet there.

Taxi Driver: Understood. *The Taxi Driver takes them to the “New Donk Grand Department Store”*
Taxi Driver: The badge shop is on the fourth floor. Pretty good badges they have there, like the Ultra Heal Badge. Your fare is $27.

 

[AwdryFan1997]

Taxi Driver: Understood. *The Taxi Driver takes them to the “New Donk Grand Department Store”*
Taxi Driver: The badge shop is on the fourth floor. Pretty good badges they have there, like the Ultra Heal Badge.

Dr. Mario: Thanks, mac.

*Doc and Seph step out of the Tax.*

Dr. Mario: You might wanna keep your head down, pal. I'm here to do some dirty business dealings.

Sephiroth: This is moronic.

Dr. Mario: Trust me. This is necessary to completing your plan.

 

[Dark Boo]

Dr. Mario: Thanks, mac.

*Doc and Seph step out of the Tax.*

Dr. Mario: You might wanna keep your head down, pal. I'm here to do some dirty business dealings.

Sephiroth: This is moronic.

Dr. Mario: Trust me. This is necessary to completing your plan.

*The cab speeds off*
Receptionist: Welcome to the New Donk Grand Department Store, what are you looking for?

 

[AwdryFan1997]

*The cab speeds off*
Receptionist: Welcome to the New Donk Grand Department Store, what are you looking for?

Dr. Mario: We're headed to the fourth floor to buy some badges.

 

[Dark Boo]

Dr. Mario: We're headed to the fourth floor to buy some badges.

Receptionist: I’ll show you where *she leads them to the Badge Shop*
Receptionist: Enjoy! *She heads back to her desk*

 

[AwdryFan1997]

Receptionist: I’ll show you where *she leads them to the Badge Shop*
Receptionist: Enjoy! *She heads back to her desk*

*A tall, thin, pink-skinned individual turns around to face Dr. Mario and Sephiroth.*

Dieter: Good to see you, Doctor. So this is the SOLDIER you're working with?

Sephiroth: Ex-SOLDIER. I don't affiliate with Shinra anymore.

 

[Dark Boo]

*A tall, thin, pink-skinned individual turns around to face Dr. Mario and Sephiroth.*

Dieter: Good to see you, Doctor. So this is the SOLDIER you're working with?

Sephiroth: Ex-SOLDIER. I don't affiliate with Shinra anymore.

Beef: Who’s Shinra?

 

[AwdryFan1997]

Beef: Who’s Shinra?

Dieter: Some electric company or something. So, Doctor, I assume you've come for my latest version of Malatone?

Dr. Mario: Yes, I have. We'll be needing it for our plans of world domination.