AwdryFan1997
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*Regular Dr. Mario shoves him back.*
Dr. Mario: Hey! No! We're gonna liquidize it and feed it to him through a tube.
*Dr. Mario tosses some Megavitamins in a blender.*
Boo's Pizza
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Dr. Mario: Hey! No! We're gonna liquidize it and feed it to him through a tube.
*Dr. Mario tosses some Megavitamins in a blender.*
Dark Boo
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*SMG4 Dr Mario throws in some spaghetti*
SMG4 Dr Mario: Spaghetti cures all!
AwdryFan1997
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Dr. Mario: No, you fool! Now you'll have to drink this drug smoothie. I'll make a clean one... let's see, where is the orange juice?
Dark Boo
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*SMG4 Dr. Mario burps*
AwdryFan1997
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*Dr. Mario has had it with his SMG4 counterpart.*
Dr. Mario: That's it! I'm done with this! You're clearly too stupid to be an actual doctor! Get out of here!
*With that said, Dr. Mario's PhD is illegitimate.*
Dark Boo
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SMG4 Dr. Mario: Ooooh! I get paid!
AwdryFan1997
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Dr. Mario: No you don't!
Dark Boo
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SMG4 Mario: Fine! Imma leaving! *He leaves*
*Meanwhile in New Donk City*
Pianted: Hey, can I get a burger with ketchup, mushrooms, and cheese?
Burger shop employee, played by Samuel L Jackson: Why the hell do you think we'll listen to a damn thing you'll say? We ain't putting ketchup on a ****ing burger, that sounds ****ing nasty.
Dark Boo
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Pianted: Hell nah, officer Tenpenny. Now, you better get to it.
AwdryFan1997
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*Other Samuel L. Jackson characters such as Nick Fury, Mace Windu, and Frozone enter the shop, because why not?*
Burger shop employee, played by Samuel L Jackson: Fine, but I ain't making your damn burger!
*yelling to the kitchen*:WE'VE GOT AN AHOLE WHO WANTS A MUSHROOM AND SWISS BURGER WITH ****ING KETCHUP! AND MAKE SURE NOT TO USE THE SHROOMS! REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO BOO'S PIZZA!
Burger shop employee: Enough is enough! I've had it with these ****ing alternate realities! Now take a seat!
Dark Boo
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Pianted: Listen, I work for the IPCF and I have a lot of money, I could buy out this establishment, if I wanted to.
Burger shop employee: Y'know what? Go right ahead. Then you can make your own damn mushroom and Swiss burgers with ketchup. I quit.
*He then walks over to the seated Samuel L Jackson characters*
Employee: Fellas, take me with you wherever you might be going.
Frozone: We just wanted some burgers.
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