Cole: I'll pay if you don't have any money. Cindric, Blaney or Logano?
Theodoric Thiefighter: Not me!Funny Valentine bursts into the scene, in [important place]
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Funny : Hello, big shot, I've came here to bring respect to lady consistency name. You're my first target.
Cayde: Logano, I guess? I have money, how much is it?Cole: I'll pay if you don't have any money. Cindric, Blaney or Logano?
Theodoric Thiefighter: Not me!
*Thiefighter ducked and covered. Mart ignited his lightsaber.*
Mart: I hate everyone else in this room. I'm certain whoever you're here to assassinate, we can make a deal.
King Guardia XXXIII: Here we go again...
Cole: Well let's see here.Cayde: Logano, I guess? I have money, how much is it?
Cayde: Huh. Guess Penske is the black sheep of NASCAR. *laugh*Cole: Well let's see here.
*The trio walks up to the Penske merch trailer, where there's one other person in front of them at the register. Cole looks over at the Hendrick trailer, where the line behind each register is at least 20 people deep*Based on a true story
Cole: You know those memes where it's two doors, one says free wifi and the other says free book, and the wifi one has a lot of people trying to get in and there's only one at the book door, and it has some caption like "This really says a lot about society"?
*He motions at the Penske merch trailer registers, where there's only one or two people lined up at each, and then back to the Hendrick trailers. James stares for a second, then starts laughing*
James: Geez, Hendrick is really popular.
*Cayde pointed to the Logano T-Shirt and set her money on the counter*Cole: No, not really, Hendrick is just insanely popular.
*The person in front of them finishes their transaction and James steps up.*
James: I'll take that #2 hat right there.
*He indicates a black hat with a stylized #2 embroidered on the front, the Discount Tire logo on one side and the team Penske logo on the other. The attendant hands him his hat and he swipes his card and steps aside to let Cayde pick*
Mart: It could be Kooploz or ShyHo or Yukon Cornelius. But I certainly don't need any help in liberating myself.View attachment 57590
Funny : Mart, sir, don't you love consistency, consistent victory, consistent financial success, all of those lovely things?
Funny : But some people in this world ruin it all, just because they "forgot" about that one very important post. That was definitely super important! C'mon, how do you forget such things...
Funny : I'm sorry for rambling, after all I like things to be narrow, simple, and logical.
Funny : A special little someone you definitely know, is ruining lady logic's compact comfortable sweater made with the fabric of reality.
Funny : That special little someone... Tell me who you think it is?
Mart: It could be Kooploz or ShyHo or Yukon Cornelius. But I certainly don't need any help in liberating myself.
Theodoric Thiefighter: You... you don't?
*Attendant hands her the shirt and takes the money.**Cayde pointed to the Logano T-Shirt and set her money on the counter*
Cayde: I’ll go with you.*Attendant hands her the shirt and takes the money.*
Cole: Alright, I'm ready to go find our seats if you guys are. *He checks his phone* 2 hours until green flag*
Cole: Alrighty then!Cayde: I’ll go with you.
Mart: Well, Kooploz isn't here, and I'm certain Douggie here won't let slip any details of his whereabouts. ShyHo mysteriously disappeared about a year ago and hasn't been seen since, and Yukon's been dead for close to thirty-four years now. I appreciate your offer, but...Funny : Yes, now where can I find them.
*Cayde did not know who Luke Combs was, so she asked James who he was*Cole: Alrighty then!
*The trio walks for a while, goes into the ticket gate and walks some more until they find their seats, 3 rows up from the front row and one section before the start/finish line*
*Cole finds their exact seats and sits down, indicating the two to his right are for James and Cayde.*
*They can see the people milling around the infield, enjoying Luke Combs' performance, looking at the cars lined up on the grid, and in general taking in the spectacle*