Boo's Pizza II: Electric BOOgaloo

[Chevywolf30]

Cole: I'll pay if you don't have any money. Cindric, Blaney or Logano?

 

[AwdryFan1997]

Funny Valentine bursts into the scene, in [important place]
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Funny : Hello, big shot, I've came here to bring respect to lady consistency name. You're my first target.

Theodoric Thiefighter: Not me!

*Thiefighter ducked and covered. Mart ignited his lightsaber.*

Mart: I hate everyone else in this room. I'm certain whoever you're here to assassinate, we can make a deal.

King Guardia XXXIII: Here we go again...

 

[MightyMario]

Cole: I'll pay if you don't have any money. Cindric, Blaney or Logano?

Cayde: Logano, I guess? I have money, how much is it?

 

[Gorozoron]

Theodoric Thiefighter: Not me!

*Thiefighter ducked and covered. Mart ignited his lightsaber.*

Mart: I hate everyone else in this room. I'm certain whoever you're here to assassinate, we can make a deal.

King Guardia XXXIII: Here we go again...

Funny : Mart, sir, don't you love consistency, consistent victory, consistent financial success, all of those lovely things?
Funny : But some people in this world ruin it all, just because they "forgot" about that one very important post. That was definitely super important! C'mon, how do you forget such things...
Funny : I'm sorry for rambling, after all I like things to be narrow, simple, and logical.
Funny : A special little someone you definitely know, is ruining lady logic's compact comfortable sweater made with the fabric of reality.
Funny : That special little someone... Tell me who you think it is?

 

[Chevywolf30]

Cayde: Logano, I guess? I have money, how much is it?

Cole: Well let's see here.

*The trio walks up to the Penske merch trailer, where there's one other person in front of them at the register. Cole looks over at the Hendrick trailer, where the line behind each register is at least 20 people deep* Based on a true story

Cole: You know those memes where it's two doors, one says free wifi and the other says free book, and the wifi one has a lot of people trying to get in and there's only one at the book door, and it has some caption like "This really says a lot about society"?

*He motions at the Penske merch trailer registers, where there's only one or two people lined up at each, and then back to the Hendrick trailers. James stares for a second, then starts laughing*

James: Geez, Hendrick is really popular.

 

[MightyMario]

Cole: Well let's see here.

*The trio walks up to the Penske merch trailer, where there's one other person in front of them at the register. Cole looks over at the Hendrick trailer, where the line behind each register is at least 20 people deep* Based on a true story

Cole: You know those memes where it's two doors, one says free wifi and the other says free book, and the wifi one has a lot of people trying to get in and there's only one at the book door, and it has some caption like "This really says a lot about society"?

*He motions at the Penske merch trailer registers, where there's only one or two people lined up at each, and then back to the Hendrick trailers. James stares for a second, then starts laughing*

James: Geez, Hendrick is really popular.

Cayde: Huh. Guess Penske is the black sheep of NASCAR. *laugh*

 

[Chevywolf30]

Cole: No, not really, Hendrick is just insanely popular.

*The person in front of them finishes their transaction and James steps up.*

James: I'll take that #2 hat right there.

*He indicates a black hat with a stylized #2 embroidered on the front, the Discount Tire logo on one side and the team Penske logo on the other. The attendant hands him his hat and he swipes his card and steps aside to let Cayde pick*

 

[MightyMario]

Cole: No, not really, Hendrick is just insanely popular.

*The person in front of them finishes their transaction and James steps up.*

James: I'll take that #2 hat right there.

*He indicates a black hat with a stylized #2 embroidered on the front, the Discount Tire logo on one side and the team Penske logo on the other. The attendant hands him his hat and he swipes his card and steps aside to let Cayde pick*

*Cayde pointed to the Logano T-Shirt and set her money on the counter*

 

[AwdryFan1997]

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Funny : Mart, sir, don't you love consistency, consistent victory, consistent financial success, all of those lovely things?
Funny : But some people in this world ruin it all, just because they "forgot" about that one very important post. That was definitely super important! C'mon, how do you forget such things...
Funny : I'm sorry for rambling, after all I like things to be narrow, simple, and logical.
Funny : A special little someone you definitely know, is ruining lady logic's compact comfortable sweater made with the fabric of reality.
Funny : That special little someone... Tell me who you think it is?

Mart: It could be Kooploz or ShyHo or Yukon Cornelius. But I certainly don't need any help in liberating myself.

Theodoric Thiefighter: You... you don't?

 

[Gorozoron]

Mart: It could be Kooploz or ShyHo or Yukon Cornelius. But I certainly don't need any help in liberating myself.

Theodoric Thiefighter: You... you don't?

Funny : Yes, now where can I find them.

 

[Chevywolf30]

*Cayde pointed to the Logano T-Shirt and set her money on the counter*

*Attendant hands her the shirt and takes the money.*

Cole: Alright, I'm ready to go find our seats if you guys are. *He checks his phone* 2 hours until green flag*

 

[MightyMario]

*Attendant hands her the shirt and takes the money.*

Cole: Alright, I'm ready to go find our seats if you guys are. *He checks his phone* 2 hours until green flag*

Cayde: I’ll go with you.

 

[Chevywolf30]

Cayde: I’ll go with you.

Cole: Alrighty then!

*The trio walks for a while, goes into the ticket gate and walks some more until they find their seats, 3 rows up from the front row and one section before the start/finish line*

*Cole finds their exact seats and sits down, indicating the two to his right are for James and Cayde.*

*They can see the people milling around the infield, enjoying Luke Combs' performance, looking at the cars lined up on the grid, and in general taking in the spectacle*

 

[AwdryFan1997]

Funny : Yes, now where can I find them.

Mart: Well, Kooploz isn't here, and I'm certain Douggie here won't let slip any details of his whereabouts. ShyHo mysteriously disappeared about a year ago and hasn't been seen since, and Yukon's been dead for close to thirty-four years now. I appreciate your offer, but...

*Mart ponders this turn of events.*

Mart: Mayhaps you could aid me in the destruction of Yukon Cornelius' legacy, the clone army known as the L.U.C.I.N.A. Project...

Chancellor: Not this again...

Doug Moblinn: Mart, should I call security? If you're not going to formally invite this delinquent to our meeting, then I'll have to-

Mart: Just a second, Doug. I don't want to do anything prematurely.

*Doug, knowing that getting in people's ways isn't something he should do right now, backs down.*

 

[MightyMario]

Cole: Alrighty then!

*The trio walks for a while, goes into the ticket gate and walks some more until they find their seats, 3 rows up from the front row and one section before the start/finish line*

*Cole finds their exact seats and sits down, indicating the two to his right are for James and Cayde.*

*They can see the people milling around the infield, enjoying Luke Combs' performance, looking at the cars lined up on the grid, and in general taking in the spectacle*

*Cayde did not know who Luke Combs was, so she asked James who he was*

Cayde: Hey, Dad? Who’s that?