Attempt to Be the Largest Thread in DGN History

[Majora's Cat]

Toeknee Fisherman broke his toes and knees and his mom is addicted to crack, can you "hepl me" prease?

 

[windwaker101]

I almost died multible times in my dreams.

 

[Majora's Cat]

One day, Dabombster gave birth to a handi-capped child named Kenpari. Kenpari decided to be a Miley Cyrus and change his name to Kybyrian. Kybyrian was a speshul child, he didn't know how to read. In his stupidity, he gave birth to me. That was only one half of me. Mases then puked to create my second half. Soon Kybyrian reunited with a young girl named Nicole and they married. I was delighted to finally meet my real mother which Kybyrian met in Vegas and had a fun time with.

I then married Erebea and gave birth to PT, our demented child. We threw him out. Then me and Toeknee met up, cast black magic and made SinkingBadges. HOORAY

 

[Wolf Sage]

I almost died from a high fever. I fainted from the intense heat when I went to Louisiana one summer.

Also, MC, you're SO random that it's contagious! :xd:

 

[Jedizora]

One day, Dabombster gave birth to a handi-capped child named Kenpari. Kenpari decided to be a Miley Cyrus and change his name to Kybyrian. Kybyrian was a speshul child, he didn't know how to read. In his stupidity, he gave birth to me. That was only one half of me. Mases then puked to create my second half. Soon Kybyrian reunited with a young girl named Nicole and they married. I was delighted to finally meet my real mother which Kybyrian met in Vegas and had a fun time with.

I then married Erebea and gave birth to PT, our demented child. We threw him out. Then me and Toeknee met up, cast black magic and made SinkingBadges. HOORAY

I' sorry, but this is not complete. I am not in it. Until I am, it is not the truth.

 

[Wolf Sage]

I' sorry, but this is not complete. I am not in it. Until I am, it is not the truth.

The contraction of "I am" is not complete without the m. :xd:

 

[zeldahuman]

One day, Dabombster gave birth to a handi-capped child named Kenpari. Kenpari decided to be a Miley Cyrus and change his name to Kybyrian. Kybyrian was a speshul child, he didn't know how to read. In his stupidity, he gave birth to me. That was only one half of me. Mases then puked to create my second half. Soon Kybyrian reunited with a young girl named Nicole and they married. I was delighted to finally meet my real mother which Kybyrian met in Vegas and had a fun time with.

I then married Erebea and gave birth to PT, our demented child. We threw him out. Then me and Toeknee met up, cast black magic and made SinkingBadges. HOORAY

This is wrong. You forgot about the part where PT had me and then you adopted me and then told me Djinn was my father. Add that and something to do with Jedizora and this is complete!~

 

[windwaker101]

I have hives and i'm allergic to water below 60 degrees on my skin. One day they got so bad I fainted and nearly died.

 

[zeldahuman]

OMG.. lol: OMG) That sux windwaker101... i is so sorry. Hugs?

 

[Big Octo]

I have returned. Hi. :thinking: What to do?

 

[zeldahuman]

Hai! What iz there to do? What's the purpose of doing anything?

 

[Big Octo]

Me and ZH should sing in a duet! But what song? :thinking:

 

[windwaker101]

It's 9:19 PM where I am right now.

 

[zeldahuman]

12:21 AM here. I pwn you!

 

[windwaker101]

In in four years I can stay up as long as I want. You live in New York. Am I correct? Crap. I have to go to bed in half and hour.