Ask Ganon a Question

[Big Octo]

Just like Ask Link a Question, but with Ganon.

Ganon, have you ever thought about being good?

 

[Reaca]

No. I like kidnapping Zelda and fighting Link. Its sorta my hobby.

Ganon, why do you turn into a pig.

 

[Big Octo]

Because sometimes I feel ugly, so I get angry at myself and turn myself into an ugly pig.

Ganon, have you ever been made fun of because of your green skin?

 

[Reaca]

YES!! YES!! YES!! I'm made fun of all the time for my green skin. I hate being Gerudo.

Ganon, why are your ears so big in Ocarina of Time?

 

[Wolf Sage]

Ganondorf: Because they designed me that way...?

Ganondorf, what's your workout plan?

 

[Zeldawolfsheik]

Lift up zelda with one hand twenty times each

Why are you afraid of who you are? EMBRACE!

 

[Big Octo]

What is that I don't even.

Gani, do you like Mandy back?

 

[Wolf Sage]

Ganondorf: We'll just say I like to keep her guessing...

Hey Ganondorf, do you like your fan name, Ganny?

 

[Rytex]

No, as it sounds too much like Granny, and I am not a grandmother!

Whatever, Ganny. WE like your name, and so Ganny you shall always be to us! Now, from a psychiatrist's mind, how do you feel about that?

 

[Fraxinus]

It's too cute. No me gusta. xP

Will you marry me? [noparse]<3[/noparse]

 

[PatheticBarrel]

Sure, always thought Link looked good in the Zora suit.

Ganondorf, When did you first leave the desert?

 

[Caeda]

As soon as I could get out of there.

Why were you beat up by Bowser in Super Smash Bros Brawl when you're supposed to be really powerful?

 

[Reaca]

Because I'm the lowest tier character in Brawl.

Ganon, why don't you just wait beside the Master Sword to kill Link when he comes for it?

 

[Caeda]

Because that's too easy. I like to do things the hard way.

Why do you like doing things the hard way?

 

[Wolf Sage]

Ganondorf: I don't. :yes:

Ganondorf, who told the above poster that BS?