Ask an Enemy!

[Lukémon]

What?

Cyrus, if you feel no emotion, how can you shout at Cynthia in anger?

 

[zellinkda]

I am confused. I am not a pokemon fan. is this a zelda enemy?????

hey tin suits? why don't you give me any experience points??

 

[onidarklink2]

Cause we're worthless . Heck, we run into Link as a suicide attempt cause we're so pathetic.
Gibdo, how are you able to breathe with that cloth on?

 

[Lukémon]

our breath can teleport.

( Don't know many Zelda enemies so i'll just say ) ...., how do you ..... with the ....... after ...... has hit you with the .....?
substitute in what you like!

 

[Links Brother]

Where do you get your bombs Garo Master?

 

[Byrne]

homemade.


anti-kirby, (links awakening) where is kirby???

 

[zellinkda]

he doesn't work in the zelda industry. he works in the kirby industry.

chu chus, in which time of year are you hunted most? holidays? or birthdays?

 

[SS,OoT,WW,TP]

Ganondorf, why don't you stay dead!?

 

[onidarklink2]

SS,OoT,WW,TP, why don't you answer question?!

chu chus, in which time of year are you hunted most? holidays? or birthdays?

Around birthdays, when our jelly is in high demand for little kid's birthdays.

Ganondorf, why don't you stay dead!?

Because I have the Triforce of Power and I am immortal!

Vaati, y u no fight Link with a sword if you're a swordfighting champion?

 

[Lukémon]

cause his grunts annoy me , so I figured, if I got killed i'd be better off.

 

[onidarklink2]

Arrrgh you have to ask question .

 

[Lukémon]

whoops forgot.

ReDeads, you sound like the lost ones in a book I read, are you?

 

[Johnny Sooshi]

No but we might be related depending on the book.


Bob-ombs, why do you just run around randomly before exploding?

 

[onidarklink2]

Better chance of killing our enemy.
Darknut, why does your armor fall apart so easily?

 

[Lukémon]

I don't know, blame Jeeves, he told me elastic bands worked best.

Goombas does Bowser teach you to shuffle sideways to kill mario?