Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Link Floyd]

By hot air balloon.

Why do I have a Skull Kid fetish?

 

[Mipha]

Because Skull Kid is just awesome.

Should I be scared of this cute but sinister Cthulu Emote? (;,,/'''''/

 

[onebizarrekai]

no but then again it ate your tacos

Where did Luigi learn to tap dance?

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

On the roof of his mansion.

What is a liberty taco?

 

[linkypete]

A taco with eagle meat injected with freedom

Why does freedom ring? Why can't it just knock, or barge in?

 

[TheHerbivoreWaffle]

Why does light make things brighter?

 

[Jirohnagi]

A taco with eagle meat injected with freedom

Why does freedom ring? Why can't it just knock, or barge in?

Cuz your number is up for grabs but your house is unknown

Why does light make things brighter?

It's a magic sphere full of light and burning pain.

Why must i deal with morons all the time?

 

[Lozjam]

Because without the Morons, who would cook our fast food, drive our cars, and do all the physical labor of America?

Why do guys like girls?

 

[Zelda18]

Because they don't like dogs.


Why is there money?

 

[Mipha]

Because people like the color green


Why is the swedish goverment as well as bookshelves so nefarious like taco?

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

It's all Trump's fault.

Why is this question

 

[linkypete]

Because it is.

Why can't my room just clean itself?

 

[HeroOfTime]

Because it would keep you from getting your exercise.

Why am I so awesome?

 

[Silicon Switch]

...
Should we tell him?

 

[Woyogoyo]

Tell him what?

What is happiness?