Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Silicon Switch]

Happiness is positive emotion.
When will the Singularity finally happen?

 

[linkypete]

Yes.

Why am I so sick?

 

[Woyogoyo]

Because the world's a sick place.

When's dinner?

 

[Zelda18]

Dinner?! What about second breakfast?!?!


What is the meaning of life?

 

[Woyogoyo]

Easy; 42.

Why is the sky blue?

 

[Cartoonmaniac]

Because it's sad

How do birds fly?

 

[Zelda18]

Because they got tired of walking.

What is pi?

 

[Woyogoyo]

A delicious dessert.

What is pie?

 

[Zelda18]

The twenty-seventh letter of the Greek alphabet.


What is time?

 

[Woyogoyo]

A lovely herb.

What is thyme?

 

[Zelda18]

"The acidic fluid that passes from the stomach to the small intestine, consisting of gastric juices and partly digested food." Lovely, isn't it?

What is a fly called if it's lost its wings?

 

[Woyogoyo]

A Fly that's lost its wings.

What noise does a sloth make?

 

[Silicon Switch]

Which came first: the Cuccoo Revenge Squad or the Windfish's egg?

 

[Woyogoyo]

Neither.

What is the worst spoiler ever? No spoilers.

 

[Pen]

Calamity Ganon actually works part time at Burger King.

Why is my foot shaped like a foot?