Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Blue Canary]

No.

*Perry Sounds*?

 

[CraptainFalcon]

...

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

 

[CynicalSquid]

Jesus

Will I ever catch a Cloyster?

 

[Sirmat]

Yes, Level: 1. Hp: 1. Everything else: 0.


Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?

 

[thegreenrobby]

Only because *Robot Voice* Death is a preferable alternative to Communism!

I found a flare gun! What do I do with it now?

 

[Sirmat]

Show everyone your flare on the dance floor.

Do you need a water dragon of darkness fire lightning trees?

 

[~Mizuki~]

no you need chuck norris

Is 42 the answer to life?

 

[CraptainFalcon]

I think 24 is.

If you mated a bulldog and a ****su, would it be called bullsh*t?

 

[CynicalSquid]

No, It would be called "Stupid"

Can you see California without Marlon Brando's eyes?

 

[Blue Canary]

How am I supposed to know why fish have mouths?

If I give a magical cheeseburger a bath before I calculate Pi in base 187, would it turn into a pizza delivery guy or would 16=Pickles?

 

[CraptainFalcon]

No, this is the right answer: 5.

Why are softballs hard?

 

[Sirmat]

Because the Universe is collapsing into a largeuef fe HGKEhvvufgJfjhfjfjfUJgfjFfFjfjFjufjfUjfuFuf... W!

Wuh?

 

[Blue Canary]

Woah....

Why should I follow the rules.

 

[CraptainFalcon]

Cause then the rules won't follow you!

Why is an orange called an orange if an apple isn't called a "red" and lime isn't called a "yellow"?

 

[Sirmat]

Because some apples are green, and you would have several fruits called a yellow (Lime, lemon, mango (sometimes mangos are more red than yellow) )

I don't have a questions