No because my hot chocolate contains excessive amounts of CO[sub]2[/sub] that came from somewhere underneath that place in which the salamanders and sloths formed an alliance and rebelled against the great people of Rome while wearing pajamas and listening to Skrillex with their headphones cranked up and their pants hanging down low so that they looked like total gangsters when in reality they looked like people that came to the rebellion from some sort of stupid drunk dance club in outer space at which they danced with aliens and shot the whole place up causing a huge explosion which thus sent them flying off towards planet Earth on which they stole a boat and drove it all the way to the place at which they began the rebellion.
Why did I forget punctuation in the above sentence?