Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Mcjoejoejoe]

Maryland.
If rocks had dimples, what would they be called?

 

[Akuhime-sama]

stoneples

On what year, did the first black hole suck up a planet?

 

[Ninja YoungLink]

Year nobody cares.

Why was 42 the "Ultimate answer"?

 

[prince rallis]

Because it's an easy number to count to.

Who are you and what have you done with (enter DGN username here)?

 

[Akuhime-sama]

There is no (enter DGN username here) only ZUUL!

When does the next train leave for Hogwarts?

 

[Woyogoyo]

542.

Why am I dead?

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Because you are actually Darmani

What does Yeto's superb soup taste like?

 

[Ventus]

Tastes like broiled women slightly broached with mayonnaise. EWww.

Is Pink a shade of green?

 

[Not Take Mirror]

Depends on how color-blind you are.

What happens when you try to mate a Zora with a Goron?

 

[Naga]

Muddy mud people

What if I was playing Minecraft right now?

 

[Woyogoyo]

Hi, I`m a pig.

What`s 1+1?

 

[Dragoncat]

A million and seven.

Why do I procrastinate so much?

 

[Norm]

I dunno, maybe I'll think of an answer later.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

No. xP

What is the meaning of all this?

 

[Dragoncat]

Broccoli.

Why do cats have stripes?