Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[CynicalSquid]

my cat

why cant i speak to women?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because you don't even have a mouth.

Is the Jewbacabra real?

 

[Musicfan]

Yes it is a secret gentic epermit done by the mexican goverment.
Why dose the earth walk the moon around the sun?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

It will stop when you learn how to spell does.

Is there any sense to be made in this music video?

 

[Vanessa28]

Nope and it will be erased form existence

Why am I human?

 

[Lord Vain]

Because your mother was an alien

How much is a chance?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Chance = 1.3089³ volume of bananas.

If we are made out of the same material as stars then why don't we explode when we die?

 

[ZeldaFAYZ6251]

Because we are more stupid and don't know how to blow are selves up. That is why we have weapons.

Why do some people hate Zelda?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because there was a complication in their mother's pregnancy that prevented their brains from fully developing. Don't make fun of them, they're the most unfortunate among us.

How do you get rid of the smell of rotting onions?

 

[Night Owl]

By petting a skunk. No one will be able to smell the onions when you are done.

what is Attigamy?

 

[Naga]

a wizard riding a dragon

why is the pen infront of me right now green instead of yellow mixed with blue?

 

[Night Owl]

Because ....Aliens.

Why am I over tired?

 

[CynicalSquid]

because, sexist

why are girls with red hair so cute?

 

[videogamenerd10]

Because there aren't a lot of them

Why is the world spinning?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because it hates us and is trying to mess with us my getting us dizzy all the time but because of physics it won't work no matter how fast the world spins.

Wh stl ll f my vwls?