Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Yes, I have indeed gone insane.

How is it possible that this sentence is not a question.

 

[toonlink]

Because I say so.
Why am I NOT typing right now?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because you're using brain power to make words appear on the internet.

Why hasn't anyone responded to this thread in a while?

 

[Violet Link]

Because everyone is lazy to write in this thread.
Why is BEN a weirdo?

 

[ScottFinni]

He had some problems in his life that induced it.

Why wasn't that as stupid as it could have been?

 

[HugoTheKokiri]

Cuz you are not stupid enough

Why does my cuccos always try to kill me ?

 

[toonlink]

Because they sense your food in your bomb bag.
How did I get PSI powers?

 

[Night Owl]

By being knocked unconscious one too many times.
If every body has a baby kangaroo, What color is yours?

 

[toonlink]

Rainbow.
How did I get knocked on the head to get PSI powers

 

[Non-Epic]

A meteorite carrying 300 pigeons from space bludgeoned it. Turns out they were psychic.

Why can't I own Earth?

 

[toonlink]

Because I already do.
Why pigeons? Not cuccos?

 

[Night Owl]

Because cuccos would've shredded you to bits.
Why doesn't toonlink use his psi powers to answer his own questions?

 

[toonlink]

Because that wpuld be boring.
Why is Night Owl active before 8:00?

 

[Night Owl]

Because He has nothing better to do.
Why don't I go to bed before 2a.m?

 

[toonlink]

Your name.
Why can't I wake Night Owl up?