Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Night Owl]

The reply will be "I'm doing good"

Why do people always respond"good" or "fine" when asked "How are you?"

 

[Night Owl]

Because you are on a bannana plantation.

What if Link spoke?

 

[romani64]

he would say "WELL EXCUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME PRINCESS"

why does no one here read homestuck?

 

[HugoTheKokiri]

Do Link and Pipit's mom have a romance?

 

[Dr3W21]

Only when the weather forbids the existence of a giant moron in space, fighting off demons with his bare teeth.

What color is a mirror?

 

[fireslayr]

chrome.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

 

[Dr3W21]

African or European?

How do tell if someone is a witch?

 

[Night Owl]

Throw them in a lake if they survive they are a witch if they drown they were innocent.
Where is my Loftwing?

 

[HugoTheKokiri]

IHOP


Is Zelda pregnant?

 

[Night Owl]

Yes, she bears your child
How do you become a hero?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Round peg in round hole.

Hello?

 

[RegalBryant]

Yes

No?

 

[fireslayr]

Goodbye.

How many mushrooms does it take to fill the Eiffel tower?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Maybe.

What's up?

 

[RegalBryant]

Pi.

You Mad, Bro?