Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[jstar]

Because it's a Benjamin Button
Why am I missing my pants???

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because pants are for nerds and your pants don't want you to be a nerd so they ran away, moved to Canada and became a succesful eggplant farmer.

What did Bungalow Bill kill?

 

[jstar]

my pants

why are you on a lot???

 

[Honey Pie]

What are you talking about? I haven't been online in nearly a month!

Why didn't China win the war of 1812?

 

[zeldahuman]

because China's too smart.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[Honey Pie]

10 pounds. Or if it's chucking the wood in America, 16 dollars.

What country is this forum located in?

 

[Wolf Sage]

Cloud cuckoo land...

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

 

[SinkingBadges]

The pickled peppers are over there, *points to the right* Peter Piper needs to start using glasses.

Did your head asplode while reading Wolf Sage's question?

 

[blue-eyes]

No, but yous did.

Why did i forget the question mark?

 

[Fraxinus]

...You didn't.

Why am I too lazy to switch from my phone to my computer, when it is only a few meters from where I'm sitting currently?

 

[~Mizuki~]

Because there are pancakes between them

Why is it almost the first day of School

 

[jstar]

because you hibernated

Why am I standing up while using the computer?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because sitting is a sign of weekness.

Did you notice that I said week instead of weak?

 

[theothernavi]

No, I didn't! How strange!

Why is Gir rolling around in a pile of his own awesomeness?

 

[Wolf Sage]

Because Gir secretly can't get enough of himself and his awesomeness!

What is the meaning of life?