Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Very.

Why is the Sun blue, the Moon green and the sky teal?

 

[Myriadviper42]

Because you have Captain Falcon in your siggy.
Where is my question?

Pssst! Look up!

 

[Luigidude64]

What?! is there something in my hair?

 

[ZoraDeadpool]

as a matter of fact yes, there is something in your hair, it's a hat

why does Mario have to keep saving Peach? he's been at for 25 years you'd think he'd be sick of it, not only that but she gets kidnapped twice in Mario 2 Lost Levels she gets kidnapped twice

 

[Fraxinus]

not only that but she gets kidnapped twice in Mario 2 Lost Levels she gets kidnapped twice

Because she got kidnapped twice.

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[penguinboy82]

there are exactly herp derp hairspaces.

Who's the dead body in my closet?

 

[Jedizora]

Depends. Why did you put it there?
Why did he put it there?

 

[Fraxinus]

He simply put it there so he could use the person's identity as a question.

¿Por qué?

 

[Myriadviper42]

I don't understand that, but your siggy has a tongue in it.
Why did nobody notice that my question was actually there last time?

 

[101hylainDin]

Because payed everyone not to notice.

How come fat people jiggle(E-puff!)?

 

[ZeldaFan11]

Because they walk too slow

Why am i affraid of snakes?

 

[link to present]

Because of Chuck Norris

Why is my username link to present?

 

[SinkingBadges]

Because the powers that be demanded so.

How do you know when somebody lies?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

When the light turns red and you see dead people climbing lemon trees.

Pee catch who? (Say it out loud.)

 

[Sarianae]

Beekachu!! *shocks everyone*

Why can't I jump over the moon?