Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because the first quest was not awesome enough, even though it was more awesome than seven NES games combined.

If the pen is mightier than the sword than is the chuchu mightier than the Darknut?

 

[Beeker]

Yes, because they taste delicious. In fact I just ate one now :9

Why don't we fall up instead of down?

 

[Hylian Knight]

Cuz don't wanna up.

Why did Link not stop Sakon from stealing the old lady's Bomb Bag?

 

[Mr.Verto]

Cause he was making the Anju Kafei quest?

How does a vampire suck blood with his teeth? I doesnt make sense! Teeth are not straws!

 

[Beeker]

You see, for vampires, teeth double as straws.

Why couldn't a werewolf turn into a werewolf on a sunny day instead of a full moon?

 

[penguinboy82]

He could, but only when he saw someone's butt.

Why does turrets guy say "Bob Saget!" all the time?

 

[Swordbomb]

because he wanted to eat ice cream on a bench while having a Makar doll as a topping(he hates Makar)

why did a random person just eat his dimension?

 

[Ryan]

You could never ketchup because you fail...

What do I do if I mustard?

 

[Hylian Knight]

Go ask Miss White to get Mr. Green who then gets Miss Scarlet.

What would you if the Triforce didn't exist?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I would cry myself to sleep every night.

Why am I so me?

 

[AaronX]

Because if you weren't you, there's a slight chance [like 10%ish] that 2+2 could equal five. We all know what that means.

Why do some people dislike the Nintendo Wii?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because they don't like to play good games.

Why did I ask this?

 

[Swordbomb]

because you just did

why does everyone fail but me?

 

[Jedizora]

Because the cake is a lie and you are cake.

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Because I don't know what to respond to.

Does 1 + 1 = 1?