Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Ghosi]

CHEEESEE!

Why is it sunny today?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Probably because ate all of the clouds (I thought they were cotton candy)

Why couldn't the eleven-year-old see the pirate movie?

 

[Ghosi]

It was rated R.

Why is it that I have no school today?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because the teachers got lazy and decided to take the day off.

Why can't I have Halloween candy for breakfast?

 

[The Shadow]

Because it will have you for breakfast first.

Bird is the?

 

[~Mizuki~]

is dum
Why am i here

 

[Ghosi]

Because you are curius to find out what I will answer.
Why is there a guy outside riding his bike?

 

[NaviGator]

Because he's cycling away from Link's Elegy of Emptiness Statue down the street.

*NaviGator waits for a question to come to mind...*
....
Why can't I think of a question?

 

[SheikahWarrior]

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Why is Tauren an anagram of nature?

 

[Zelda's_Child]

I don't even know what that is... so...

Why did Sheikah say that NaviGator touches himself at night?! D:

 

[Mr.Verto]

Cause what it is I dont even.....

How come 30% of lions do breakdance and the rest dance salsa?

 

[insanity76]

Because studies show that larger species of the Felidae family who breakdance are 50% more likely to develop hunting deficiencies in their natural habitat, although there's only a 10% chance of that happening.

Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

 

[TheHeroOfLime]

Because in 1943 there was a man named David Parkway......he hated puppies.

Why must I cry?

 

[NaviGator]

The answer to that question is your responsibility. Why is there a thread called '1000 Chuck Norris Facts'? And don't say 'Because Chuck Norris said so', he didn't, because I asked him not to. So those of you who say that will get a visit from Chuck Norris.

 

[insanity76]

Because it used to be 1 Chuck Norris fact before he roundhouse kicked the internet and caused the thread to break into 1000 pieces.

Why does LoZ have a second quest?