Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Lord Vain]

It was the flying spaghetti monster.

How much is a chance?

 

[Night Owl]

The same as a risk.

What is 5+(-5)?

 

[Lord Vain]

Asparagus.

What happens when you divide by zero?

 

[TheRizardon]

The universe implodes.

Why can't I do be good at mathing?

 

[Lord Vain]

Because mathing can't do/be good at you either.

Is Ghirahim's tongue longer than the one that guy from Kiss has?

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

The tongue of Ghirahim's shoe is definitely not longer than the tongue inside the mouth of the most epic bassist alive, Gene Simmons.

Link, do you not not want to not hear what I definitely did not not not not not say to you when you were not not listening to the advice I was not giving you? - Kaepora Gaebora

 

[Ventus]

Uh...I don't know. Yes?

Is it good to abuse gold systems?

 

[TheRizardon]

Yes.

Why did Ventus have to tell mom on us?

 

[Fraxinus]

Because Demeyes needed to go to the bathroom

What would happen if Demeyes's loincloth fell down?

 

[videogamenerd10]

You'll never see the footage on youtube.

What should I name my dog?

 

[TheRizardon]

Name it after my dog. Name it "Diesel the Second"

I want cat. What best way to find out allergic to kats?

 

[LittleGumball]

Sniff its butt.

If I have a gun, but no bullets, what type of clothes does the center of the earth wear?

 

[videogamenerd10]

Simple, host a kitten fight.

What's in store for me tomorrow?

 

[TheRizardon]

Jontron.

What does a even do when sees?

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

Jump on one finger while holding a foot in his ear

My dog's shoes don't fit his pet gerbil, but the gerbil's shoes fit his pet giraffe. What size are my sister's feet?