Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

LittleGumball · Mar 3, 2013

They wobble to and fro.

Why?

Mellow Ezlo · Mar 3, 2013

Because I want to

Where's my Ice Cream!!!!??

TatlTails · Mar 3, 2013

Where you left it last.

WHY DID MAES HUGHES HAVE TO DIIIIE?!

Mellow Ezlo · Mar 3, 2013

Because he wanted to go for a swim yesterday

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Musicfan · Mar 3, 2013

Infinity time a Googolplex
Why did the otter cross the road?

LittleGumball · Mar 3, 2013

Magic.

Is it possible to answer every question with magic?

Mellow Ezlo · Mar 3, 2013

No, only intelligent ones.

Where is Mario now?

LittleGumball · Mar 3, 2013

In another castle.

Did you expect that answer?

TatlTails · Mar 3, 2013

If given more than two seconds, probably.

Can I have some cash?

LittleGumball · Mar 3, 2013

No.

Why are Triscuits so addicting and delicious?

Mellow Ezlo · Mar 3, 2013

Because they ate your pet elephant 4 days ago

Why can't Charizard learn fly?

videogamenerd10 · Mar 4, 2013

Wouldn't you rather fly on a Pidgey?

What was that?

TatlTails · Mar 4, 2013

Russia.

Oh, say can you see, by the dawn's early light?

TheRizardon · Mar 4, 2013

No, cannot. Too dark to see.

What if the woodchuk didn't want to chuck wood?

TatlTails · Mar 4, 2013

He'd be punished to the full extent of the law! For woodchucks.

Isn't it technically cannibalism when a grass-type eats a berry?