Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[TatlTails]

Probably. But I won't.

How do you get a dog to stop barking at everything?

 

[Igos du Ikana]

You punch it...xD

How do you cook chicken?

 

[Akuhime-sama]

You let it roast in a dragon's butt for five minutes, then it comes to a slow broil, and then add your seasoning, and WALAH!


Why can't I see.... what's in front of me?

(Infected Mushroom reference)

 

[videogamenerd10]

Because you're a blind man.

How many fingers am I holding up?

 

[TatlTails]

Seventeen.

Is the green figglehorn seven watches?

 

[Dragoncat]

Yes.

Why do some black labs have white spots on their chests?

 

[TatlTails]

Because their owners didn't bleach them according to the proper instructions.

You want some pasta?

 

[Night Owl]

Yes.


I want Pasta?

 

[TatlTails]

Ve~!

Did you understand that reference?

 

[videogamenerd10]

I don't understand anything! :cry:

Where am I supposed to go?

 

[TatlTails]

To the spot I marked on your Sea Chart.

Is it just me, or are kid's shows seriously disturbing?

 

[Dragoncat]

Yes they are!

Why does Goofy walk on two legs and Pluto walk on four, if they're both dogs?

 

[TatlTails]

Because Disney Logic.

Can't you guess that this confident air is a mask that I wear 'cause I'm shy? (Yeah, I like musicals)

 

[Dragoncat]

Aliens.

Why do those bears on Charmin commercials do laundry when they dont wear any clothes?

 

[TatlTails]

They're indentured slaves.

Can the green whistle spit Froggy?