Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[TatlTails]

By gusting eggs.

WHADDAYA MEAN I DID BADLY ON TIME?!

 

[toonlink]

I mean you did.
Will you do the following mission? New Mission: Don't do this mission!

 

[Night Owl]

Yes I'll cause a split timeline where I accepted but didn't do the mission and one where I ignored the mission.

What time does the party start?

 

[toonlink]

12:00 to 12:01
What should my stuffed Pikachu wear?

 

[Akuhime-sama]

A tiny hat.

What should Godzilla wear?

 

[i-am-link]

A monocle. Made out of a carrot.

What would you do to get away from a Klondike Bar?

 

[toonlink]

Eat it.
How many paradoxes do you think I know?

 

[Dragoncat]

Purple.

How does the banker in MM keep your money if you travel back in time?

 

[HBC]

Because he has a special time-travel-proof safe.

Why is my grass brown?

 

[TatlTails]

Because someone has way too much free time and brown spray paint.

What's the best way to cure a cold?

 

[Dragoncat]

Orange juice and peanut butter.

Why do all the big snowstorms in my area skip my town or not hit it as bad?

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Because Jack Frost is a prick.


What's the end of the world look like to blind people?

 

[Naga]

Well, to Toph it would look like... Screw that, she'd stop it just cause the rumbling is driving her feet crazy-just like she cant stand callous scrapers on her feet

Merp?

 

[TatlTails]

De-derp!

Do you realize how ridiculous I'd look with gigantic eyebrows?!

 

[videogamenerd10]

I think you would look fabulous!

How do you fly?