Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Fraxinus]

By creepily glomping the back of your head after they shriek at you, of course.

Do you support mah counseling?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Si

How much time would we save if no one ever paused to say uh or umm?

 

[Djinn]

We would be have to take a minute out to think about that.

Why are oranges called oranges? Can't we call them something else besides their color?

 

[AllieHaxorNova]

Because the person who named the fruit was LAZY.

Why is this game so awesome?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because awesome is its middle name.

Why is Pac-Man a yellow sphere? What's wrong with green rectangles or blue pyramids?

 

[Ganondork]

cause the creators are lazy.
Why is there fruit on my nose, they should be in my fruit salad?

 

[tecknokid900]

Because They're doing a Hand stand and want to see if you'll stay still long enough to fall in your mouth.


Why Are Skittles The best candy in the World?

 

[The Shadow]

Because they are filled with an addictive drug which only affects those with a weak mind and those beings believe that skittles are the best candy in the world.

Why (in Magic:The Gathering) is black so much more dangerous than the other colours, even though the whole thing should be made more fairly.

 

[i-am-link]

Because it's racist.

Why am I going home sick?

 

[AllieHaxorNova]

Because your home has a cold.

Why do I like chocolate?

 

[Hylian Knight]

Because your in Candyland.

Why did the Deku Scrub drown?

 

[AllieHaxorNova]

Because they are chocolate.

Where can I buy a Bunny Hood?

 

[Djinn]

The soso neutral bunny hood salesman.

What time is it?

 

[Hylian Knight]

Go hit a Gossip Stone.

What happened to Pol's Voice?

 

[AllieHaxorNova]

Um it ran away.

Why is Luffy so HOT O//O