Lain Seeks the Destruction of Town
By Ned Leeds
The Sandman, Lain, seems to be on a rampage today, attempting to lynch what may be one of our
last 5 remaining Town players in the active player pool (at the time of fact check before the hammer), as of last night's results.
Lain is one of the threats to Town and
owns no cooperate shares, according to last night's results.
Most importantly, the results last night have revealed that
Lain's threshold is Infinite.
(This article received a front page fact-check. All bolded and green information is true.)
Letters to the Editor
Martha Connors said:
Please, I am afraid for my son. Tell Spider-Man he needs to target MARTHA CONNORS with any targeting ability he has. Oh god, my husband... He's been sighted in New York! I know he's come here for Billy, I just know it. Tell Spider-Man to hurry!
Signed,
Martha Connors
Dear Martha,
I'm sorry, in my haste to get this out to the thread I accidentally mixed up the details and said to target Lizard and not you. I'm sorry if I messed anything up, it was certainly not intentional.
-Ed.
Editor's Note
By Joseph "Robbie" Robertson
Dear Readers,
Things are looking bleak, but we're trying our hardest here at the Daily Bugle.
Keep up the good work everyone,
Robbie Robertson
EDITOR-IN-CHIEF OF THE DAILY BUGLE
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Rumble in the Bronyou
By J. Jonah Jameson
In the early hours of the morning it’s reported that Spider-Man tracked a giant lizard, allegedly the former researcher Curt Conners, to a terra formed swamp laboratory. In the ensuing battle Spider-Man attempted to deliver unknown, untested chemical concoctions to the lizard, likely in an attempt to euthanize it. However the serum didn’t seem to have the effect the Spider wanted.
As the battle continued the Lizard answered all of Spider-Man’s attempts to subdue him and in the end overpowered the Spider. While the Spider’s ultimate fate has yet to be determined, there have been reports of red, blue, and green blurs within the sewers of this fair city.
(This is an ARTIST'S RENDITION of what a Spider-Lizard hybrid MIGHT look like.)
The Lizard remains at large at this time.
Food Corner
By Joseph "Robbie" Robertson
I had leftover pizza for dinner tonight. It was good.
Until next time, stay hungry New York City!
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