- Joined
- Jun 15, 2020
- Location
- Canada
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By J. Jonah Jameson
Late last night Matt Murdock was unalived by unknown sources in a back alley in Hell's Kitchen. Now if this were any other night and any other blind man we could probably chock it up to a robbery ending in tragedy. However on this night it has been revealed that Matt Murdock was the Devil of Hell’s Kitchen himself.
While we don’t know much of the complicated, darker half of Murdock’s life, we do know that his public persona was a man worthy of being respected. Despite being a lawyer, Matt Murdock was always for the people and sought to fix the problems of the world with his legal maneuvering rather than just make himself rich with it. And for that, the Bugle chooses to recognize the good put forth in this world by our fallen comrade.
Matt was born to “Battlin Jack” Murdock and Margaret Grace Murdock, both now deceased. His early life was rough, losing his mother to postpartum depression shortly after his birth and his father in his teenage years after suffering an accident that caused his blindness. Still Matt carried on, ever the trooper. He went on to graduate from Columbia University’s law program and, with friend and business partner Foggy Nelson, battled in court rooms on behalf of the poor and neglected citizens of this great city.
So for that we thank you Matt Murdock, wherever you are. May you finally find some peace.
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Letters to the Editor
Anonymous said:
Dear Anonymous,
-Ed.
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Editor's Note
By Joseph "Robbie" Robertson
Dear Readers,
Things continue looking bleak, but we're trying our hardest here at the Daily Bugle.
Keep up the good work everyone,
Robbie Robertson
EDITOR-IN-CHIEF OF THE DAILY BUGLE
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KoDB — Kingpin of Daily Bugle Changes Things Up
By Joseph "Robbie" Robertson
Our new owner KoD has decided he wants to see this paper gutted and rebranded and the focus being on the "terrors" that "masked people" are bringing upon New York City. He wants Spiderman done for.
If that's the kind of publication he wants to run, he's welcome to put the effort into it.
Anyways, here's a fake picture of Spiderman robbing a bank or something with a gun. This looks like what my boss's boss wants so enjoy your "threatening Spiderman".
Anyways, if I get fired today stay frosty everyone. Otherwise I look forward to yet another day of being forced to watch my great paper further devolve into yet another rag (not the narokio kind, that kind is cool).
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Sheltered in Place - JJJ's Rants
It’s been a long winter New York. And not because of freak snow storms. But because of freaks in masks deciding to terrorize our streets. Multiple giant lizards are on the loose in the city, resulting in the Mayor calling for a Shelter in Place order putting the city at a virtual standstill for the last 33 days. Feels like it’s been 33 years. I wasn’t sure if the Bugle, or the city itself, was going to survive. But for the moment we are here. For the moment we will still bring you the unedited truth. Sure I may let my opinions bleed out in this column but that’s exactly what it’s here for. But I don’t let that stop me from bringing you the truth. The future of this paper may not remain free of such taint, but while I’m here and while I’m in charge you can bet your bottom dollar that I’ll do everything in my power to continue bringing you that truth, uncorrupted. Now let’s go to work New York.
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Quack!
By Donald Duck
Quack quack, mother****ers.
ACTIVE PLAYERS
- Doc (Previously revealed as Aunt May Parker)
- dragonteacup (left the Active pool at the same time as Spider-Man dissapeared-coincidence?)
- Freddeh (Norman Osborn)
- HangryHangryHippo (J. Jonah Jameson Jr.)
- KingofDominaria (Wilson Fisk)
- lain (The Sandman)
- LittleGumball (Frederick Foswell)
- Mint Elv (The Lizard)
- Mister Fantastic (???)
- Princess Abigail (was Betty Brant, then The Burglar, then Betty again, now... who knows?)
- Ragnarokio (Felicia Hardy)
- Rubik (Joseph "Robbie" Robertson)
- Skystone (TARGETING HAS FAILED IN THE PAST)
- Spiritual Mask Salesman (Might be Miles Warren)
- The Thing (???)
- Turin (Frederick Foswell)
- Vroendal (The Human Torch maybe?--TARGETING HAS FAILED IN THE PAST)
ARRESTED PLAYERS
Princess Abigailwas the Mafia-Aligned Burglar, who cannot be bailed out- Andjalo is Doctor Octopus, who cannot be bailed out
- Storm is Electro, who cannot be bailed out
- Asfinyti is Jackson "Montana" Brice, whose bail has been set at $25,167
- Asfinyti is Daniel "Fancy Dan" Brito, whose bail has been set at $25,167
- Asfinyti is Raymond "The Ox" Bloch, whose bail has been set at $25,167
- Silverfish is Mysterio, whose bail requests have been mysteriously denied...
- DuskyBlue is here too (???)
DEAD PLAYERS
Tevish Szatwas the Origin-Aligned Radioactive Spider- Stability was Origin-Aligned Mac Gargan
- Morbid Minish was Town-Aligned Flash Thompson
- Killjoy262 was the Mafia-Aligned Crime-Master
- Paranoid King was Town-Aligned John J. Jameson III
- TheCapsFan was Origin-Aligned Adrian Toomes
- ExLight was Mafia-Aligned Joseph Hammerhead
- Tevish Szat was Superhero-Aligned Daredevil
EXILED PLAYERS
- Aaarrrgh (Mafia?)
UNKNOWN PLAYERS
- Hello World (Stan Lee?)
- DuskyBlue (???)
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