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I murder your Eevee, remove the cookie, clean it up, and then murder you for poops and giggles.

You forgot about the blue-eyez. I force you to listen to Justin Bieber songs until you release the shield. Then I take the cookie and eat it. Mah intestines has the cookie.

I teleport to you, slap you, and take the cookie and teleport to Rebbeca's house, kill her, and teleport to my secret hideout

I have earplugs so the song doesn't efect me. I beat you up while you scream because of the teribleness of the song and i has the cookie. And my teleporter.

I shoot you in the face with a shotgun, and kick you off a bottomless pit where you will hear Friday by Rebecca Black forever. I HAS TEH COOKIE

I sense your trying to leave, and i go all Chuck Norris on you. I take the cookie.

I stab you in the face, I take the cookie, and I yell "TOUCH MAH COOKIE AND ILL MESS YOU UP

I grabbed your leg, and stole the coookie. I yell "ITS MAH ******* COOKIE" and run away

-walks through front door- GIVE ME MAH COOKIE!!!! -shoots with sawed off shotgun- I CLAIMZ DA COOKIE

I summon Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick you back in time to the dinosaurs. You dropped the cookie, which i now claim!