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I tear into the vaccum, realeasing the ghosts and money, but find the cookie. then i take it, laughing like a maniac, to the spirit temple.

You must all be on sharpies or something, i've been sitting in a corner, watching you in your gerudo prisons and penguin suits, sitting on the cookie like a chicken on an egg.

I use you and disapear with the cookie. I claim the cookie.

I shred your fanfic, and you try to find all the pieces and put them back together. I claim the cookie

I look in the cookie jar and steal the cookie. I has the cookie~ Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Ammy stole the cookie from the cookie jar! who me? yes you! ***** I DIDN'T STEAL NO ****IN' COOKIES! (lol. Shane Dwanson reference)

i flood YOUR PM Inbox with GIVE ME THE COOKIE AND POST ANOTHER CHAPTER. I infused those PM's with the power of annoyance, therefore, you give me teh cookie so you can go write and post another Day in The Hunger Games. I claim the cookie.

I use a flamethrower and burn the both of you to a crisp, but miss the cookie completely. I grab it. I claim the cookie and the flamethrower!

I hit you with a coconut and shoot you with an arrow from a tree. a canon sounds and i pry the cookie from your hands and hold it up victoriously, only to have it snatched away by a bird. IT'S A FREE FOR ALL! sound familiar?

Finds you locked in your room and busts down the door. Then I poke you in both eyes, and snatch the cookie from you as you wipe the tears from your eyes. I have the cookies!

I shook off the mortality dust before it had any effect, and am still alive. I kill you during the Hunger Games. I claim the cookie

I take your Death Notes, burn them all except for one, and right your name on one. after 40 seconds you die, and i pry the cookies from your cold, lifeless hands. I CLAIM THE COOKIE (and just so you know, for the umpteenth time i've said it I DONT DIE. SO DON'T WASTE A POST AND UR TIME TRYING TO...

What part of "I NEVER DIE." Do you not understand? I steal you Death Notes, right YOUR name on it, and once you die, I burn all the Death Notes except for yours. Then I revive everybody. I take the cookie from your cold, dead hands.

I kick your butt for imagining you have the cookie. DekuNut still has the cookie.

I tell the giants that they can step on DekuNut. They do and you drop the cookie. And it falls down a drain IT'S A FREE FOR ALL

I actually made the tear out of paper mache. The Moon figures it out, and eats you, but spits out the cookie. I HAV THE COOKIE

I stalk you and tackle you in your Deku Child disguise. You drop the cookie and it lands on The Moon's lips. THE MOON HAS THE COOKIE

I use the hookshot and send a whole through your gut. As you bleed, i claim teh cookie, epona, the awesome shades, and the hookshot!

I shoot you in the face with a salt water pistol. While you rub the water out of your face i snatch the cookie and run. I claim the cookie!

I scale the mountain and push you off. I have the cookie.

I give the racoon army dibs on every trashcan in teh world, for the cookie's ashes. I HAS TEH COOKAI

I set the fire to fire and sink the ashes in teh ocean. besides, i never die so the poison wouldn't of affected me.

i set you on fire, take the cookie and eat it NO MORE COOKIES! HA HA HA! but, why dont we just bake more?

you are also crushed by the intense weight of the other cookies the magnent attracted. I take the organal cookie. I CLAIM THE COOKIE!

I convince some wasps that you killed their queen and they bring me the cookie as a token of their victory. I HAZ THE COOKY

I really gave you a rock, so I then run to the store and buy a new cookie, feeding the other to an ant. I HAVE THE NEW COOKIE!

I stop you halfway there, smack you with a backscratcher, and take teh cookie from you I HAZ THE COOKIE!