I go on an EPIC adventure to find a weapon to steal the cookie. I end up being in the twilight realm. I open a treasure chest and find a minish Zant!(D DADADA DAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!) I take Zant out of my pocket and use his awesome powers to replicate the cookie. then i switch the cookie with...
I revert the proccess by using the Song of Time and take the cookie before Penguinboy82 even touched it, making all of this non-existing. I clam the cookie.
I lock the Cookie on the Hill with my friends.
I claim the Cookie again.