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My Dad's been in a bad way for a while now, last year he fell and cracked his skull, then he had a heart attack at the end of the year and had to have several operations to fix his arteries, then he had another one to have a heart monitor out in, then he found out he had a gall stone but they...

The books are great, you might have to struggle through Feast for Crows, but they're worth it. Hope you feel better soon.

I have no idea, the last girl I was with I just asked her if she'd like to join me and a group of friends in drinking a bottle of whiskey in the courtyard. The one before that started talking to me after watching me strip off in a stage production of 'the full monty'.

I've been baby sitting and dog sitting all day and now it feels like my limbs are ready to fall off like a Lego man. I think I'd be a great dad for like one day, then I'd be too tired to function and sell my kids on ebay.

Yep, stuck in a hole. Better tell the internet before I escape. XD

Combine with monocle and a cane for extra villainy points.

Why not a waxed curly moustache? Less messy, more villainy.

Mutton chops.

I was just thinking 'I really want a cup of tea' then I remembered I had thought the same thing ten minutes ago and made one and it's just cooled down enough to drink. Magical self granted wish.

Don't worry about it, it's all ok.

Dan is practicing for putting marshmallows in his mouth by sucking off a dog I think.

Literally?

And you've had lots of practice.

Try it, film it and share it with us. I'm curious.

Stop you guys, you're making me feel like I'm intruding.

My arse is so ****ing numb right now, I hate wooden chairs.

No, I sleep naked. If I don't change out of my pyjamas I get arrested when I go outside.

As long as my teeth don't go all wonky I can manage XD

There's no point/no reason to be ashamed of something like that, it just means you have more choice of partners. Call me crazy, but I'd call that a good thing.

Since I started travelling I've started drinking tea by the gallon and I never even liked it before. Why is travelling making me even more English?

We like you. People shouldn't hate you for smoking weed as long as you're not also a dick, which I don't think you are.

I think that's like my worst nightmare but I wouldn't worry too much. If everyone else likes your food then it's not you, she's probably just picky. I used to cook for the staff at a place I used to work and everyone loved the food except for the cleaner, no matter what I made she'd just make a...

I went to a maple syrup festival today, now all I need to do is build an igloo and tame a moose. Then I'll be full Canadian.

You make being uncircumcised sound disgusting. Like "oh no, my foreskin just swallowed my girlfriend, why is there so much skin!?" or "I'm going sky diving, but no worries about a parachute, I'll just use all this extra skin because my mum's a hippy.".

Maybe take a vacation for a weekend or something? What is it you record?

I have a choice as to what to do for May and June. I'm going back to England on the 22nd of April briefly to drop off Winter clothes and minimise my carrying weight because I plan to do the Camino de Santiago across Spain (a pilgrimage). However, my friends are getting married at the end of June...

I was just thinking about making bacon pancakes.