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This one time I got arrested and the judge gave me community service. So really just roam around naked for a while in a neighborhood until the cops show up. Then the judge will have lots of ideas for your community service. They even have a court appointed guy that keeps up with it for you. I...

I always heard the best way to lose weight is to only eat things that are not technically food at all. Grass, rubber tires, golf balls, tin foil, just anything as long as it was never food. That way the body cannot digest it whatsoever but you still get that full satisfaction from a large meal...

(A) You yell "OMG SPOILERS!!!!" at her repeatedly until she runs out of the room. Either because you don't want to be spoiled yourself and are taking out your aggression on her for the audacity of ruining the show you wanted all week to watch, or because you are shouting like a madman at her for...

A. Not a problem, this is exactly why they make those little pine tree shaped scented air fresheners. For people who have an aversion of soap but still need to be perfectly pine fresh for their day. Just buy a few cases of them and rum them all over your body until you are a fresh pine forest...

(A) Get a lawyer, he'll instruct you to go get some xrays, maybe wear a neck brace for a while then sue that manufacturer good! Those companies are totally liable for all crashes and they do not even install seat belts in most computers. I crashed my computer into a pine tree last August and...

(A)With money, everyone loves someone with money and someone that is willing to buy them stuff. So be sure to throw your money around, buy things for random strangers as much as possible. Who cares about debt. You know who actually lives debt free? Weird people with no friends that never party...

(A)The problem is that phone batteries are just way to small. I replaced mine a few years ago with a Dewalt 216-G Truck battery. Normally used to transfer trucks and professional construction equipment. They are a bit heavy, about 40lbs, but that's also 40lbs of pure power! Your battery is not...

(A)As a great philosopher once said "There is nothing that cannot be fixed with fire." You should use your newfound wealth and prosperity to throw the largest bonfire for all of your friends. Make it a party but be sure to get some of them to chip in for drinks and food since all of your money...

Sort of like the question/answer thread you come here with a question about everyday life and the next poster comes up with a lifehack answer to your problem then asks their own question for the next poster. If we get enough we might have a 101 ZD Lifehacks. Examples are (Q) Hey ZD I am...