Djinn
and Tonic
Sort of like the question/answer thread you come here with a question about everyday life and the next poster comes up with a lifehack answer to your problem then asks their own question for the next poster. If we get enough we might have a 101 ZD Lifehacks.
Examples are
(Q) Hey ZD I am traveling in Chicago and I need a place to stay for the night. What should I do?
(A)Easy, all you need to do is assault a cop. You get at least 1-2 free nights stay with a meal. Now you want to only act mildly crazy or else it could be a few nights extra and you might not make your appointment. Try to steer away from screaming anything overly political while you are at it and you should be fine.
(Q) Dear ZD, my toiled it clogged again and this is the third time this week. I have tried everything and nothing is working. What should I do?
(A) The quickest and easiest solution is to take a large sock, now you are going to want to use a sturdy one, and stuff at least three grenades in it. Remember once you pull the pins you only have 8 seconds to be sure to time everything perfectly. Gently pull the pins then flush the grenade sock down. You are going to need a helmet, if you do not have one then try using a good metal bowl from your kitchen and take cover. After 9 seconds this should clear up all your toilet problems!
so to start
(Q) Dear ZD, I saw this really big spider in the living room a few minutes ago what should I do?
Examples are
(Q) Hey ZD I am traveling in Chicago and I need a place to stay for the night. What should I do?
(A)Easy, all you need to do is assault a cop. You get at least 1-2 free nights stay with a meal. Now you want to only act mildly crazy or else it could be a few nights extra and you might not make your appointment. Try to steer away from screaming anything overly political while you are at it and you should be fine.
(Q) Dear ZD, my toiled it clogged again and this is the third time this week. I have tried everything and nothing is working. What should I do?
(A) The quickest and easiest solution is to take a large sock, now you are going to want to use a sturdy one, and stuff at least three grenades in it. Remember once you pull the pins you only have 8 seconds to be sure to time everything perfectly. Gently pull the pins then flush the grenade sock down. You are going to need a helmet, if you do not have one then try using a good metal bowl from your kitchen and take cover. After 9 seconds this should clear up all your toilet problems!
so to start
(Q) Dear ZD, I saw this really big spider in the living room a few minutes ago what should I do?